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[🧚🏼 @BethJJones]

I have toothache right now and I swear to god I might chop my head off and get it over with

[Chicken Catcher🐔 @Only1Etubo]

Toothache is the kind of pain that takes over your entire life. You can’t eat, sleep, think, or focus. Easily one of the most excruciating pains a person can experience.

One minute you’re a functioning adult; the next, you’re lying in bed, wailing in agony and running mad.

[🧚🏼 @BethJJones]

I think my boob job is the best boob job I’ve ever seen. I’m about to take over the world

[🧚🏼 @BethJJones]

@yardleyprimary are you open today?? Some parents need to leave very early and there’s been no update.

[Your Emotional Healing Coach @AfsaRosette]

Saw a post that said “A man will build the illusion of forever to enjoy the convenience of now.” You see, you become obsessed with clarity whilst trying to reconcile 2 conflicting truths. He made you feel chosen & now he’s making you feel delusional for believing it.

[🧚🏼 @BethJJones]

Helena’s laugh gives me mad dopey vibes #LoveIsland

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I’ve tuned into love island and why is this girl acting so crazy about a guy she’s known 5 mins?

[🧚🏼 @BethJJones]

Attention from the wrong person feels like sexual harassment lol leave me aloneeeeee

[🧚🏼 @BethJJones]

Never leaving a comment on a TikTok video again I’ve got like 3000+ notifications I wanna scream

[🧚🏼 @BethJJones]

Gym wear is so expensive. All I want is a cute fit and my basket is over £200. There’s 4 items in there 🙃🙃🙃 surely more people agree this is madness

[🧚🏼 @BethJJones]

Nah eating in a surplus is killing meeeee. I’m gagging at every mouthful

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Rewatching The Last Kingdom because it’s simply the best TV show ever made

[︎eliza @russelleaff]

let’s keep it up!

[🧚🏼 @BethJJones]

I need something to look forward to. Immediately.

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Late to the party. But social media really makes you think you need to be doing something all the time. It’s a snippet in someone’s life and not reality. It’s toxic beyond belief and it’s ruined the concept of life

[🧚🏼 @BethJJones]

TBH by PND needs to be 1028191 times longer

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Tell me lies is such an awkward watch sometimes 😅😅😅😅😅

[🧚🏼 @BethJJones]

What ever happened to kardinal offishall

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Nah I hate season 8. I can see why everyone was so annoyed

[🧚🏼 @BethJJones]

Nah Daenerys needs to relax. Jon Snow for King