Beth Teiken

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Tell me you’ve never read the Bible without telling me you’ve never read the Bible

[Beth Teiken @BethTeiken]

Ok I’m sorry wtf is going on with tik tok “pov’s”

[Beth Teiken @BethTeiken]

Kid I nannied a couple of years ago: Do you have a boyfriend?

Me: no

Kid: what?? Why? It’s been two years!

I know kid, I know.

[Lost Girl @VodkaMuse]

I feel like people who had no side effects from the vaccine don’t speak up enough. I had no side effects. Don’t assume you will just because others do.

[Beth Teiken @BethTeiken]

Overhearing two healthcare workers talk about how they’re not going to get the COVID vaccine has to be the most bizarre and wtf moment I’ve had in a while

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

ugh 🙄 bae caught me practicing in the backyard again 🙈

[Beth Teiken @BethTeiken]

When you almost fall for a potential scam because it’s one of the only places looking for summer workers right now

[Beth Teiken @BethTeiken]

The fact that my mom said “you look nice, where are you going?” when I came down in sweatpants and a t-shirt really says a lot about my appearance the past few weeks

[Beth Teiken @BethTeiken]

It takes a lot of talent, stupidity, or both to make an entire dorm hall smell like fish

[Beth Teiken @BethTeiken]

People who sing in the shower in a communal bathroom have an amount of confidence I can’t help but respect

[carolyn @ballerguy]

Me and my sister hanging out like normal adults after beating the shit out of each other daily throughout our entire childhood https://t.co/H4WCxeXXiX

[Beth Teiken @BethTeiken]

What exactly is Pinterest trying to say by advertising multiple shirts made for moms to me?

[Spud Speech & Debate @spudspeech]

There are TWO great ways to support the team this weekend:

1. Join us TONIGHT from 8-11pm for MORP. Are you Country or Country Club? Admission is $7 with costume, $10 without.

2. Grab dinner TOMORROW from 4-8pm at Chipotle. Show this flyer at checkout!

[Spud Speech & Debate @spudspeech]

Just 2 short nights before the shindig. Round up some friends and polish up a costume to get 3$ off admission! #CountryVSCountryClub #MORP #May17th

[Beth Teiken @BethTeiken]

Tonight while I was babysitting the girls asked me if I could jump on the trampoline and play “1, 2, 3” with them so I could “double-bounce” them. It’s comforting to know that trampoline terminology hasn’t changed since I was their age.

[Beth Teiken @BethTeiken]

I feel so uncomfortable when I’m getting food for me and brother and the person asks if we’re paying together or separate because they don’t realize we’re siblings and he’s also three years younger than me.