Betsy Clemmons

Fluent in sarcasm, badass according to my children

[Betsy Clemmons @BetsaJoy]

@culvers wtf?

[Betsy Clemmons @BetsaJoy]

@SalVulcano my daughter drew this in art class, you’re welcome

[Betsy Clemmons @BetsaJoy]

Forgot a pony for the gym. Still waiting for someone to invent that ponytail vending machine. Ya know like the lil pencil ones they have in schools….tik tok @elonmusk

[Betsy Clemmons @BetsaJoy]

My niece calls @Applebees appleBEANS and I can’t stop thinking it 😂🥰❤️

[Betsy Clemmons @BetsaJoy]

I just want queso tots

[Betsy Clemmons @BetsaJoy]

@ChickfilA y’all really missing out on a perfect marketing opportunity.
Chick-Fil-A: forever keeping us safe from Onions

[Betsy Clemmons @BetsaJoy]

Someone please explain how express can be filing for chapter 11 bankruptcy with the prices they charge for half a shirt

[Betsy Clemmons @BetsaJoy]

Thinking ‘bout Kane’s sister saying “clearly Betsy’s insecure”. Like damn, what’s it like having 20/20 vision?? 🤣🤣🤣

[Iowa's News Now @iowasnewsnow]

18 Student Musicians in the University of Iowa Hawkeye Marching Band, signed a historic Name-Image-Likeness (NIL) deal. https://t.co/hiQ2kbT8MO

[Betsy Clemmons @BetsaJoy]

💛🖤💛🖤

[Iowa's News Now @iowasnewsnow]

18 Student Musicians in the University of Iowa Hawkeye Marching Band, signed a historic Name-Image-Likeness (NIL) deal. https://t.co/hiQ2kbT8MO

[Betsy Clemmons @BetsaJoy]

Fabulous advice and helps your children appreciate what they’ve worked so hard for!

[Dave Ramsey @DaveRamsey]

The best thing to do for your kids is have them buy their own cars.

When you buy new cars for teenagers, you're setting them up for a life of ridiculous expectations. Think about their future.

If you have enough cash set aside, you and your child could agree on a matching plan to help buy the car. Whatever your child saves, you'll match. That's what Sharon and I did with our kids.

[Betsy Clemmons @BetsaJoy]

Claw games should really consider taking Apple Pay

[Betsy Clemmons @BetsaJoy]

Here’s what I really need to know…@LittleDebbie will you have the bat brownies this year or not??

[Kane Colwell @ColwellKane]

My daughter Leila (12) has been perfecting her craft. @volbeat Other band members coming soon she says.

[Betsy Clemmons @BetsaJoy]

If you struggle to wake up to your morning gym alarm, change the alert to your ringtone. I never wake up for the alarm, but I always wake up for a phone call (transparency: has only tried this once so far). Follow me for more life tips 😂

[Betsy Clemmons @BetsaJoy]

Wedding vows should really include “in sadness and joy” with all that sickness and health mumbo jumbo

[Betsy Clemmons @BetsaJoy]

To all y’all that think my name is pronounced BESTsey please go suck an actual egg

[Betsy Clemmons @BetsaJoy]

Y’all pray for trumpy’s dumpy

[Betsy Clemmons @BetsaJoy]

My mans out there clappin at the tv knowin damn well he ain’t never watch #MarchMadness until this queen came into his life. Smh bruh

[Sioux Falls Schools @SFSchools]

Today Roosevelt was recognized as an ESPN Honor Roll School & a Special Olympics Banner School for continued & amazing inclusion & diversity efforts! A huge congrats!