Betsy Putch

Helping bring babies into the world by making appointments for pregnant women!

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I'm lost at a big box store... no seriously, I took a wrong turn at women's shoes and now I don't know where I am. Send help.

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I find a high "words per minute" sexy. #typing

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The post office could be a little nicer when telling you that they don't carry Noah's Ark stamps.

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Don't ask me what's going on with Morgan and Dr. Lahiri. When my best friends fight, I try not to take sides.

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October: time to break out my witch pins, bat earrings, and deepest fears.

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People are always talking about how glamorous bookkeeping is. But believe it or not, it has its dull days too.

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Sometimes I jam my bible audiotape. I know how to get down (with God).

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I'm feeling adventurous. This week I think I'll prepare my PB&J's with the crusts left on!

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I thought I'd been to a music festival before, turns out that was just a guy with a guitar at church.

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Ahh, fall! I can finally order my morning cup of pumpkin syrup!

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I need a pocket dictionary for most menu items at NYC restaurants.

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I don't care what my dad says, my daughter will be allowed to shave her legs before she's 18.

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My signature scent is sour candy

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Now that Dr. Lahiri's wedding is delayed, I'll have plenty of time to crochet matching cummerbunds for all the groomsmen. Yay!

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OMG! Have you heard of emojis?! Life changing.

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Sometimes I watch the doggy daycare webcams. I don't have a dog.

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For whatever reason you can't fly a kite in the city without getting judgmental stares.

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Sometimes I'd like to get stuck on an elevator, depending on who's with me and how long of a story I have to tell.

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My best friend Dr. Lahiri is back in town! She even let me clean her apartment to celebrate!

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If you think yelling at me will make me work any faster, than touche.