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My preferred adjectives are GRUMPY and DOPEY and RUDE. My preferred prepositions are VIA, LIKE and NOTWITHSTANDING) e.g.

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Back in October 21 I got suspended for this tweet which violated the rules.

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@KirstieMAllsopp @BAFTA Chill your britches! It’s okay for people to use different words for things, their own words. Dead, passed, ‘kicked the bucket’, ‘bought the farm’ … don’t get angry … ‘gone to meet her maker’ etc. you know how it goes. No one knows what happens when we die. Me, you, nobody.

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@OneWayMusicX “Are you having the foie gras?”

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@marc80008 @Kerry1357036 @lisareality1 @metofficeUK @metoffice I suspect you’re just fucking useless then, not ijust n this conversation but in all ways. Bye.

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@marc80008 @Kerry1357036 @lisareality1 @metofficeUK @metoffice I want you to show me how superior and intelligent you are by explaining what YOU understand. It looks like your level of comprehension is zero Perhaps you could help people by explaining how the temperature of a planet is measured? I am aware of Google, thanks.

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@marc80008 @Kerry1357036 @lisareality1 @metofficeUK @metoffice Incorrect. Would you explain precisely and specifically what you understand about the methodology used to measure the temperature for a region, country or planet please. You know, for us thickos and nitwits. Fuck you for that btw.

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@marc80008 @lisareality1 @metofficeUK @metoffice I’ll answer for you: ‘Duh, never really think too much about things … follow the science, mate’

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@marc80008 @lisareality1 @metofficeUK @metoffice Yeah okay, how is it measured?

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@marc80008 @lisareality1 @metofficeUK @metoffice It’s just weather mate, relax

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@marc80008 @lisareality1 @metofficeUK @metoffice Nitwit

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@SoveyX It’s that G to Bmajor change init?

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@EricIdle Yawn

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@Bbmorg I’m not claiming to be one of those geniuses but I read the temp may have gone up a degree in a hundred years. Perhaps it will go up another in another hundred. And then, in the following hundred perhaps it will come down again. You don’t know, I don’t know and we never will.

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@DrSdeG Hav noticed too. Not sure why though

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@MattWallace888 You’ve cracked the case!

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@domdyer70 Funny

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@rebeccabutlerm2 Who’s denying climates?

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@JayT0147 Yeah, not enough mates to smoke
cannabis with.

The dreams I can do without - when I do have one it’s always awful, like I can’t walk properly, find my way, use my phone - just pure frustration so fuck that.

I just wish it didn’t smell tbh

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@Real_MrGoode Very funny

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@RWTaylors I agree. Cue commenters criticising you. Why? Because they are ashamed of their compliance and doubling down. Probably the same folk now petrified by a sunny spell.