Beth Schweighofer

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

How tf do you expect decent service if you don’t tip your goddamned bartenders??? #yougetwhatyougive

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

Ok, if you are my friend and my team @BuffaloBills is losing—-please don’t text me apologies. Just Venmo me $5. #thankyou

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

@Yung_gurth Fuck yes they are!!!💙❤️

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

@slrichar2005 It’s a “clear liquid” diet, so my guess would be no. I ran 5 miles the day before my test and then worked a 12 hour day. It was not my best idea. 0/10 do not recommend.

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

@slrichar2005 I’m not a doctor, but I’m old and a seasoned veteran in the “routine test” aspect of my life. You can do whatever you want before the colonoscopy, but keep in mind that the entire day before you start your prep is liquid diet only. This is tough if you are recovering from a ride.

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

@nathankreyling Drinking wine at Wine Ranch! Love you!❤️

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

@slrichar2005 @Lilyyyyyy___ 😬😬

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

@slrichar2005 This is so great!! Send pics to @Lilyyyyyy___ —maybe she will rethink her decision to move to Boston😂 Also, you good?

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

@slrichar2005 I love this student!!

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

Ok, so the West Coast doesn’t have to stay up late to watch their football games, but we have to get up early on Sunday and that’s worse. A hungover fan base is not a recipe for success.

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

Will I go see the new Clifford movie as a grown ass adult? Yes.

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

@slrichar2005 I’ll finish an ass kicking 5.5 mile run only to have my fitness app say “Congrats! You have made 97% of your step goal today!” So rude!

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

@nathankreyling 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

@slrichar2005 Facts. Same.

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

Shut. The. Fuck. Up. #iftheshoefits #ihateithere

[lils🦎 @Lilyyyyyy___]

This man came up to me at the Brea mall & followed me to three stores until I finally left!!! PLEASE BE SAFE

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

@Yung_gurth We just replaced Lily’s with a MacBook Pro 16 in and it’s perfect. She said the MacBook Air was fine, but flimsy and several of her friends had broken theirs. Her last MBPro had lasted since 8th grade. Worth every penny.

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

If one more person fucks with me today, Imma lose it. Shit, it’s not even 8:30. I’m screwed😂

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

So disappointed! Ordered a beautiful cabinet from @Wayfair and it came perfectly packaged, but with no instructions!!

[Beth Schweighofer @BetterhafB]

Today’s quarantine Google searches: How do I change my Zoom background? and How do I make Rice Crispy Treats? I guess it’s balance.