Enki&Enlil👾

Always facing life with the admiral face of mandalorian

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Cunha, Sesko and Mbeumo = £207M

Baleba, Tielemans and Santos = £155M.

Now spend £150-200M on the defence in 2027.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

This has to be the best Premier League Matchday tune of all times!

[Kara @UTDKarra]

Last season, INEOS invested heavily in the attack with Cunha, Mbeumo and Sesko.

This season, they’re investing heavily in the midfield with Andrey Santos, Tielemans and Baleba.

Next season, INEOS will probably invest heavily in the defence.

I’m starting to see the pattern. 👀😂

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

THIS IS GONNA HIT HARD NOW!!! 🔥

#ImABaleba

[MattyFC @MattyFC__]

NOW I'M A BALEBA 🤩🔴

[Liam Canning @LiamPaulCanning]

Fantastic deal all round. Club have done so well in their 3 midfield signings this summer. Value for money and haven't overpaid at all, unlike other clubs.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Cunha - 🇧🇷
Mbeumo - 🇨🇲
Lammens - 🇧🇪

Santos - 🇧🇷
Baleba - 🇨🇲
Tielemans - 🇧🇪

[centredevils. @centredevils]

Manchester United have an 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐄 midfield lineup this season.

Wow!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Understand Carlos Baleba to Man United deal fee will be £65m plus £5m add-ons.

Cameroon midfielder has authorization to travel from Brighton as Manchester United have booked a medical over the weekend.

Here we go, confirmed. 🇨🇲

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Carlos Baleba to Manchester United, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between clubs.

Improved bid sent today after £65m package rejected and player set to join the only club he wanted.

Baleba, new #MUFC player soon. 🇨🇲

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

😂😂😂😂

[United Zone @ManUnitedZone]

Bruno tells Sesko to make sure his media-day photo is a good one — just in case it’s needed for his Player of the Month graphic. 😂

Bruno: “You’re going to score a hat-trick!”
Šeško: “If you pass me the ball…”
Bruno: “Wow… you heard what he said.” 😂

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

📸 Super Sesko's #PL Image has dropped! #mufc 😆

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇺🇦 OFFICIAL: Shakhtar Donetsk will play Champions League home games at Stamford Bridge this season.

“Playing our Champions League home matches at Stamford Bridge is a special opportunity for Shakhtar. We are grateful to Chelsea Football Club for the opportunity to host our games at this special venue”.

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

🎥 - Mbeumo telling Sesko he'll do Cantona's celebration when he scores. 😂❤️

[Kara @UTDKarra]

Whoever created this Premier League masterpiece of a sound deserves a pay rise every season.

The sound alone makes you feel alive and even more passionate about football. ❤️😭

[Premier League @premierleague]

Premier League managers, but make it a documentary 🎬

[Premier League India @PLforIndia]

The Premier League begins today! 🤩🔥

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Naskianga inakuwanga close to impossible to survive a helicopter crash, even with a parachute it would still be difficult to make a successful jump 😀