Beulah Sinclair

It's Beulah, bitch.

[Melody Anderson, MD @anesthesiadocmd]

Sometimes when I need to place an ultrasound-guided peripheral IV I’m amazed that we routinely place these blindly

[aj PA-C @j_thePA]

every once in a while I realize that everyone in the hospital are being kept alive 20 and 30 somethings who struggle to feed themselves anything but caffeine

[Dr. Longissimus @DrLongissimus]

With only 30 daily minutes of moderate to vigorous exercise, you get the amazing opportunity to die of something unrelated to being a sedentary fuck

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

that “fuck the charger” sleep be HIITTIINGGGG

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

In emergency medicine we don’t say “I love you” we say “please don’t stick your dick in that” and I think that’s beautiful

[Gordon @gorcampbell]

@elonmusk @eltonofficial Elton John leaves Twitter because of the Rocket Man.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

911: what's your emergency
Sagittarius: everyone sucks I'm on vacation alone

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

[James Carroll @JimmytheCPAP]

@GoodishIntent I refuse to discuss the d-dimer results until the team can give me the a-, b-, and c-dimer results as well. Stops a lot of discussions.

[April Ajoy @aprilajoyr]

Sure sex is great but have you tried sleeping in on Sundays without any church guilt?

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Overheard in the ER: “My chest compressions so good, people call me LUCAS” 😭

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

May you never know the fear of having your human rights challenged every time there is an election, and may you never know the pain of watching loved ones vote against your right to exist fully, equally, and authentically. 🏳️‍🌈

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Twitter is done. I'll now be posting my videos in EPIC secure chat.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Hello 911? I’d like to report a murder.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Therapist: what’s bothering you today
Sagittarius: nothing getting on a plane can’t fix

[Beulah Sinclair @BeulahSinclair1]

Me: okay, do you wanna go over these discharge instructions?
Pt: I hope you die.
Me: ��there’s a number for you to follow up with inside the packet…
Pt: fuck you cunt

♥️

[olivia @oliviuuuuhh]

water chestnuts. what’s the story there

[Beulah Sinclair @BeulahSinclair1]

@poopAss_ @criminalplaza Am I supposed to see frank zappa?

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

that's my emotional support room-temperature iced coffee with an inch of water floating on top