Bev Huang

Native New Yorker out here Daydreaming

[Bev Huang @BevHuang]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/KFIfSEK4bk

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Things that my husband will never understand:

Hallmark movies.

Not being able to get out of bed without coffee.

Decorative towels and throw pillows.

Socks and underwear do not belong on the floor.

If he "forgot" to unload the dishes he isn't getting any action.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Don’t just stand on the sidelines and watch a mom struggle.

Open the door for her.

Ask her if she needs a hand.

Smile at her when her kids are being terrors.

Remind her that she’s doing a good job.

We all need to show a little more love to our fellow moms.

[Bev Huang @BevHuang]

Me for the 10trillionth time: GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!!#thingsmomssay #momlife #souldrained #emotionallyexhausted #brokenrecord

[Bev Huang @BevHuang]

@stardustshamroc Right...because the commercials stopped airing after 1985... #triedit

[Bev Huang @BevHuang]

🎵 I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys R Us kid 🎶 #SignsYouAreAMillennial

[Bev Huang @BevHuang]

@stardustshamroc But I get why you’re trying to claim something for Gen X, can’t deny it doesn’t crossover tho

[Bev Huang @BevHuang]

@stardustshamroc It was written in the early 80s.... Chart indicates that’s the start of said millennial criteria.

[Bev Huang @BevHuang]

@stardustshamroc It’s technically both. But I’m willing to bet you’re a lot fun at parties

[Bev Huang @BevHuang]

@GameOfThrones Nah I’m tryna be Khaleesi riding the dragons but you do you

[Bev Huang @BevHuang]

@OnellieOyea Take me witchuuuu 💗

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

The Trump administration is forcing children as young as toddlers to represent themselves in immigration courts

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

I just love how cereal never lets you down.

Like, you’re 7 years old, watching cartoons—cereal.
You’re a poor college student—cereal.
You’re an exhausted mother who’s not cookin’ dinner because those little heathens won’t eat it anyway—cereal.

[Bev Huang @BevHuang]

@NYCTSubway I would say that’s valid except the announcer told riders this... #inconsistent #communication

[Black Panther @theblackpanther]

Happy #InternationalWomensDay to these amazing heroes!

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Once you're a mom, the “Don't worry, my kids are assholes sometimes, too” look is a form of universal communication.

[manda 🇬🇭 @Comanda_x]

How many times did this yute watch Black Panther because this accuracy has finished me this evening sjsjsjjsjsjsjsjs 😂😂😭

[Bev Huang @BevHuang]

Happy Birthday to my children’s Kai Ma (Godmother), my… https://t.co/fVwvdN6ale

[HOLLYWOOD @ayohollywood]

If you’re rude to the waiter we can’t be friends

[Bev Huang @BevHuang]

Whereas if I’m out running from work to class and or teaching for four hours straight into a two hour commute home, I’m nowhere near as tired #dancelife #sorcery #asiandancer #momdancer #adulting