Couldn't make it to my nieces birthday party due to prior commitments #WorldSeries, so I sent the next best thing- a poster of myself doing what I do best. #ThisIsWhatAuntsAreFor
This is fucking idiotic. You want me to pay more taxes to take care of other people's kids? We sure this dude is a Republican? Sounds like a moron. If you can't afford a big family don't have a ton of kids.
Had such an awesome time hearing some joyful trauma in person! @paulscheer was an absolute gem to every single person in line, taking time to chat, personally inscribe and take photos! Can’t wait to finish the book-snag one if you haven’t had the chance!
🎉 Elvis has LEFT the building! 🎉
His adopters had been waiting for the right time to welcome a dog into their family and once they saw Elvis on the news, they couldn't deny that it was fate!
"When no one else wanted him, we found him. We're all a bunch of misfits" -Drew