@life_goes_onx we met in 2002, grew up together, and now we're getting ready for your wedding and listening to the naughties on @BBCR1 (we'd love a shout out π) #HolroydWedding
Dear @TangoIceBlastUK,
Please come and fix your machine at Ships and Giggles (Preston) ASAP. Were it not for the 10/10 bar staff you'd have ruined our night
Just been mocked by a group of old men (my boss and guests at work) for having a waterbottle.
I simply shouted "its for my lady problems" and scuttled away.
Why the fuck am i worrying about having (possibly) made them uncomfortable! π π π
The Invergordon christmas lights are on, and I'm not sure anything has ever pleased me more.
(Although i have also had a full bottle of wine, so who knows)