Listen, if you haven't seen city turkeys before then I'm sorry. Because it is extremely funny. One time I saw one waiting for a train. One time I saw one looking at the Statue of Liberty. Comedy gold.
Listen, I know it didn’t end well for Jamie and Cathy in The Last Five Years, but “did I mention today how lucky I am to be in love with you” is the kind of vibe I’m searching for.
I always get really nervous and secretive when I get into a new thing because I don’t want to be annoying about it when it’s all I do in my spare time. But also, I can’t shut the hell up, so my coworkers are gonna hear about it anyway.
Why did I start watching a competition show when I know it makes me overwhelmed with sadness when somebody doesn’t win? And, since it’s a competition, that is clearly going to happen a lot.