Mojo the Awkward

Practicing pithiness. Avoiding alliteration. Embodying the coincidentia oppositorum.

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The world we live in is a world of dream symbols, bridging the gulf that separates the world beneath from the world beyond. We who live in the world are vessels, ferrying what lies beneath to what waits beyond.

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@LizzyStarrrdust @JayJonesOnline

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@LizzyStarrrdust Never eat bagels older than yourself

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@LizzyStarrrdust No, I know exactly what you're talking about. There are many examples of people desiring the benefit but being put off by the cost. Most of us would like $10,000; few of us would scoop out our own eyes to earn it.

#Analogy

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@LizzyStarrrdust That's Memory. Be careful.

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@LizzyStarrrdust @WarNever777 Fun fact: dolphins use eels as fluffers to prepare them for penetrative sex

That's a normal thing people know, don't judge me

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@LizzyStarrrdust

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@LizzyStarrrdust Well, they are carrying a lot of shopping

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@WoldenAnita You're not a horrible person. It's not horrible to need to reconnect with yourself away from other people - it's human.

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@LizzyStarrrdust

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@NatashaCL7 Because you're not eating black cherry yogurt

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@LizzyStarrrdust And his band shirt pics are *hideous*

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@LessCheerful Madam, what *have* you been doing in there?

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@ABaby183

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@LizzyStarrrdust But what if they cross their fingers

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Even Governor Newsom supports Spencer Pratt's bid to be LA Mayor

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

We cannot allow corruption to be normalized. We'll lose our country if we do.

We NEED to stand up — we HAVE to be as ruthless.

For things to change, WE NEED TO CHANGE.

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@TickleTexts Oh I do hope it's not that ❤️

Praying, always

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So.... Dems had this info, this ultimate bombshell devastation oppo research on candidate Trump, and instead of releasing it, went after him for the valuation he put on his properties?

"Ok, child rape... But wait, voters really hate when billionaires inflate property values"

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Ted Lieu says the unreleased Epstein files show Trump r*ping children.

That’s what’s being hidden. That’s why the files stay sealed. That’s why there are no arrests.

Release everything. Or resign.

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@LibertarianG0th Whenever Alice Cooper says anything, he's talking about his wiener.

🎶 I wanna be erected

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@TaraBull Catfish, obvs

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@ShamashAran