Darren Beasant

Father, aspiring golfer, ageing cricketer, get walked by Rupert the 🦮, @MCFC @official_STFC fan, business leader - views my own

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@archeroo First half….

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@DaleCricket Great player and even better human !! Go well Yas !!

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@FrazerBlake4 @Official_STFC Thank You for memories - says it all when people like you choose to move on - completely understandable unfortunately 🙈

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@DeanMcMackin The absolute state of it 🙈 “professional” football team

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@PaddyStavros @BBCWiltsSport Don’t need Kinsella - wouldn’t get in the team..

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@LesCaffery ummmm, some player this lad Les 👀 LONG deal I hope

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@LesCaffery One more for us @LesCaffery ?? ;-)

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@Rogwilloughby Sorry Rog, my bad, absolute transparency and an example to all of how to run a business….

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@talkinghawes @LoathedStranger @SamMorshead_ was there not originally a suggestion we had paid a nominal fee for Glatzel ? Or maybe another ? No reference now in news on club site but I’m sure there was ??

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@LookSportsMedia @RyanJWhelan @CallumLSM Anyone taking this job under this ownership (whoever they are) wants their head testing…

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@LoathedStranger Can’t always be the manager, that’s the 5th in 18 months ? maybe being guilty of tactically stubborn with 3 CB even when we didn’t have 3 and either repeating the BS he was being fed or trying to slap lippy on what is a pig.

Issue the “owner/s” and the hangers on #rotten

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@talkinghawes Absolutely spot on!! Perfectly summarised - need Merlin 🧙🏻‍♀️

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@LoathedStranger Surprised we haven’t sold it….

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@LoathedStranger @dphunt88 @dphunt88 absolutely bloody outstanding, I didn’t “enjoy”listing to this, very sad state of affairs, but spot on from you.

Absolute horror show of an interview, “CEO” who doesn’t know his budget and can’t quickly give you a summary of what makes up the companies costs…

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@rachw101 If it wasn’t our money and the club we love it would be hilarious, how wrong can you get it 🙈😂🙄 there are plenty freeloaders there every week enjoying their free tickets - but they aren’t us loyal and gullible ST holders, prat

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@PaddyStavros @BBCWiltshire @BBCWiltsSport Gladly would pay for that…

[Andy Zaltzman @ZaltzCricket]

Some Foakes-related stats...
England's three regular keepers in last 5 years:
Foakes, 20 Tests, average 32.2, strike rate 49.
Buttler, 22 Tests, ave 29.3, SR 49.
Bairstow, 14 Tests, ave 21.8, SR 52.

Bairstow in 10 Tests in 2022, all not as keeper, averaged 66, with 6 100s...

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@ClaireFurnell1 CB takes a goal kick, plays it square to the keeper on his line who played to a 19 YO on the edge of our box facing our goal….. data eh 😂🙈

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FBT (warrior) aside we have a bunch of kids who cannot defend long balls or crosses….it’s not difficult to see @bobbyang73 ?? Not sure where you found Sandro, but can you send him back please? Absolute joke.