Bryan Fischer

Survivor (S27-31, 33-35) recaps ➡ profundity but sounding like drunk tweets.

Mastophiliac.

Get off my lawn chair!

[Bryan Fischer @BF_TheFish]

Her name is spelled "Aubry"

God, you're all a bunch of fucking idiots...

@survivorcbs #aubry

[Bryan Fischer @BF_TheFish]

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[RealitySteve @RealitySteve]

The most ridiculous screw up in Survivor finale history. What a gigantic blunder on live TV. Yikes. Is that on Probst or production who sent Rizo out there?

[Bryan Fischer @BF_TheFish]

@survivorcbs #aubry never struck me as a great player this season. She avoided getting voted off.
Jonathan and Joe played much stronger games. IMHO, the person who wins should be the one who played the best 25* days, not the one who's garnered everyone's respect for 10 years.

[Bryan Fischer @BF_TheFish]

Does #janewickline ever blink...?

[Bryan Fischer @BF_TheFish]

What @nbcsnl fails to realize is that showing two guys kissing is not risqué, it's not shocking, it's not "pushing the envelope."

It's totally normal.

And more importantly, it's not funny.

#queerbaiting
@Harry_Styles
@notbenmarshall

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#meme

[Bryan Fischer @BF_TheFish]

He's either #racist or incredibly stupid. Neither of which I want in a president...

[Bryan Fischer @BF_TheFish]

I'm sorry but one hour per week just isn't enough of #thepitt for me

[Bryan Fischer @BF_TheFish]

Lauryn Hill's son is so high...

#FIFA

[Bryan Fischer @BF_TheFish]

Is #BoNix afraid to run the ball...?

#TNF #NFL #Broncos

[Bryan Fischer @BF_TheFish]

If you order a sandwich at a deli and ask for American cheese on it I don't even wanna know you...

[Bryan Fischer @BF_TheFish]

#sebastianmaniscalco needs to host @nbcsnl

#SNL

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What @Dodgers fans are missing is that #rortvedt has called near no-hitters twice in 3 days...

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It must be easy to fall in love with a billionaire...

[Bryan Fischer @BF_TheFish]

The @amazon logo looks like it could be the logo for Peyronie's disease...

[Bryan Fischer @BF_TheFish]

You killed 4 people. What the fuck did you expect...?
#kohberger

[Bryan Fischer @BF_TheFish]

Seriously, if you're an adult, why would you want a bobblehead...?

[Bryan Fischer @BF_TheFish]

I understand respect for officers who've lost their lives, but shutting down freeways and news broadcasts for hours in #losangelescalifornia doesn't make sense. Be smarter.

[Bryan Fischer @BF_TheFish]

Thank god they're wearing their own #uniforms

#MLB #AllStarGames2025