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the underdog. the dreamer. the clown. the muscle. the book worm. the heart throb. im none of these things. im pretty regular.

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@matrickpartin Hahah this tweet was so premature.

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I honestly think that @Adobe creates an updated version of adobe flash player every 30 seconds, so by the time you download it, it’s already out of date. You got me at checkmate adobe. Touché.

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Question... Does anyone in the world actually have the newest adobe flash player?

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@bnewstadt90 Overhead bin space anxiety is real!!

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@KFCBarstool Kevin you literally just talked about how you LOVE traveling.... Once a month trip to Dan’s city. Taco Bell, Netflix, podcast. Boom.

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@KFCBarstool Mindhunter.

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I’m so bored at work I just posted 5 tweets about lemons and God...

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So... if God gives you lemons... do your own thing... be your own person. Don’t let free fruit and some stranger’s instructions dictate your actions!

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Just googled it... a ripe lemon is good for 7-10 days at room temp, and 3 weeks in the fridge. no need to rush into anything. you got time.

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Not too mention he didn’t even charge you for the lemons. He had to transport the lemons from a tropical climate and just gave them to you. For free!

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When God gives you lemons... don’t focus on the lemons. You just met god! And you have the opportunity to speak with him and find out about the wonders of the universe. Quenching your thirst and making use of the lemons should be secondary.

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Monday are tough. Enjoy!

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The “early bird” didn’t have to deal with traffic or delayed trains or anything. Not that hard to be a little early. Get of your high horse “early bird.” And Enjoy your fuckin worn.

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The “early bird” could fly. We are giving this bird way too much credit.

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All this uproar about gun control, and now we are handing out stainless steal straws...? These are deadly weapons. There needs to at least be some kind of screening process. we got tweens walking around packin death straws. Scary.

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I’m totally gonna start asking for multiple straws.... people are gonna flip out hahah

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YES! Overheard the barista at Starbucks say that every time someone hands him use a reusable straw, he throws 2 straws in the trash. What a Rebel. What a Legend.

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Honestly, i don’t mind income tax. I would have blown it all last year anyway. At least now, Uncle Sam saves a little bit of it and gives me a check right before spring break every year.

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Awwwwyeeeaaah....

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Hey. Twitter. FayDay - Episode 22 - Long Island Snow Day Surf. Say hi da yah mothah for me.

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