BforBarrett

Just an all American boy with the vocabulary of a used car salesman. Lover of trucks, cheeseburgers, and Mommy.

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Mommy you’re my best girl mole rat.

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Real hunters will find it and say “Dang Barret50cal? Need to add the T!

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Bowen why do you like making up fictional situations about your friends?

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Mom look, I’m getting a six pack. I mean… I never wanted abs but… I’m getting them. Maybe not a six pack. But I’m getting some packs. Maybe like a two pack or something.

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I guess I’ll just have to wear my J’s as tennie’s, it’s going to be a rough time for me.

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They gotta put some WWE 40 on that thing!

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In the olden days, like the 90’s, they didn’t have stuff like that. You just had to slam on the brakes.

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Mommy did you know a scratch in a pan could really harm your health? Because there’s germs in the scratches and in the spatula and it’s really harmful to your health and you could die from it.

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That’s what Donald Trump does. He goes around giving girls a bad reputation.

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Bratwurst? Isn’t that a type of Japanese sausage or something?

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That girl sprung her knee or something. Or broke it. Or hurt it.

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What up I like your car

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What is she doing with Fanta?! We’re talking about Cheetos here!!!

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This is probably the most comfortable I’ve been in 2 years. In 2021, December 2nd, I was this comfortable.

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Mommy, you know what’s cool about Minecraft? You’re never broke and homeless.

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Ope, here’s the ol’ phonerooski

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They just pulled it out! You have to cut that Sir!

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I don’t think Jesus can be hit, he’s indestructible.

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Barrett Lingo: fruit bomb = air freshener

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I love shrimp. Good. Best thing ever.