Bruce Foresight

Psychic, Seer and Spotter of the downright bleedin' obvious

[Bruce Foresight @BForsight]

@dragonfly1791 I worked for 42 years and am on holiday in Cyprus reaping the benefit.
What did you do for 48 years to come out of it with nothing?

[Bruce Foresight @BForsight]

@IsabelOakeshott @oldishbird1 Truth hurts.

[Bruce Foresight @BForsight]

@IsabelOakeshott I often say "cunt" instead of "Farage". It's a slip of the tongue and an easy enough mistake to make. Cut him some slack and remember it when you're next delivering a live speech to a room full of hundreds of people and TV audience.

[Bruce Foresight @BForsight]

@LozzaFox You are a real cunt.

[Bruce Foresight @BForsight]

@sophielouisecc Use the extra cash for some dental work.

[Bruce Foresight @BForsight]

@CyclingInASkirt @Bobfitzsimmon22 Aren't you just annoyed about everything??

[Bruce Foresight @BForsight]

@DeborahMeaden It's not the digging that's the problem, it's the burning of the stuff they dig.

[Bruce Foresight @BForsight]

@KardSharp75 @feckitdotcom @dennison_pat @theJeremyVine Go away, she's only interested in Jeremy... 💖😍

[Bruce Foresight @BForsight]

Probably @MikeyCycling He likes to slow down doctors and people needing to get to medical appointments.

[The Sun @TheSun]

Driver sentenced after “intentionally” slowing down an ambulance responding to a medical emergency

[Bruce Foresight @BForsight]

@sharrond62 What the hell is wrong with our swimmers? Banging on about a snapshot which took 30 seconds, 6 years ago.

[Bruce Foresight @BForsight]

@WilliamNB Will, Don't be a cunt.

You'll be retired one day. Hopefully you'll love it and all the freedoms it brings. Go to the PO whenever the fuck you want.

[Bruce Foresight @BForsight]

@exmersey1 @JuliaHB1 A bit petulant just because things aren't going your way. You're still following her Twitter post though.

[Bruce Foresight @BForsight]

@BorisJohnson @NicolaSturgeon @scotgov Sarcastic cunt.

[Bruce Foresight @BForsight]

@_HenryBolton Beyond the sunlit uplands is a place called Gammon Island.. 🌈🦄🐷

[Bruce Foresight @BForsight]

@TomPMarshall @legalclaret @_HenryBolton Oh Tom.. 🤦‍♂️

[Bruce Foresight @BForsight]

@_HenryBolton Worm off.

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@JohnR2106 @KirstieMAllsopp Why does she need to know that? She's not dropping dog shit in the street.

[Bruce Foresight @BForsight]

@JohnR2106 @KirstieMAllsopp Why?

[Bruce Foresight @BForsight]

@piersmorgan RT if you agree! 😉

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Reminder to all stupefyingly stupid cretins sending me this montage to make some pathetic ‘gotcha’ point: I didn’t know any of these people were despicable sex offenders when these pix were taken. That’s why I’m now blocking everyone who sends it to me - including this berk.