Brian Miller

Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.

[Brian Miller @BFreshBFly]

Now taking applications for my personal assistant. Responsibilities include getting me DQ blizzards and telling Netflix I'm still watching.

[Tyler Parker @tylrparkr]

One of the great things about sports is that, no matter how long you’ve been watching it, every so often, something new happens, and you feel like a kid again.

[Brian Miller @BFreshBFly]

@LFC

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

gone but not forgotten.

RT and follow for a chance to win this 1 of 1 jersey.

[Brian Miller @BFreshBFly]

@rodger As a former Minnesota tour guide I’m legally obligated to inform you he’s technically designed after a 13 Lined Ground Squirrel. But your point still stands.

[Brian Miller @BFreshBFly]

@murrminks ⛹🏽‍♀️

[Brian Miller @BFreshBFly]

@SheaSerrano XL! Can’t wait to dive in

[Brian Miller @BFreshBFly]

@murrminks ⛹️‍♀️

[Brian Miller @BFreshBFly]

I know I’m washed because one of the best parts of my week was buying a discounted apple danish tray from the grocery store. #Washed #AppleDanish

[erin chack @ErinChack]

ME: i'm only afraid of two things: public speaking and ghosts
[later, on stage]
CROWD: BOOOOOOOO
ME: oh no

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

Men used to go to war now they can’t even attack the final third

[Brian Miller @BFreshBFly]

@GrayHardell 👀👀👀

[Brian Miller @BFreshBFly]

Woke up every morning for a week to silently scowl at the car parked in front of my house.

[Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch]

Let’s talk about what we’re *actually* demanding of lactating people when we tell them they should “just breastfeed”: https://t.co/3CDnIZ57N7

[Brian Miller @BFreshBFly]

@IanKarmel she’s clearly just waiting for the next Nancy Meyers project

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

"If I’d thought something was good enough, I would have done it." https://t.co/TDn7LUk8dS

[Brian Miller @BFreshBFly]

As a fellow Brian, I co-sign this message from The World.

[Amy Lynn Dark Rider🐇💀 @AmyLynnStL]

Dear Brian,
Fuck off
-The World

[Brian Miller @BFreshBFly]

@janashortal Not sure where you’re located, but Cradle Club in Edina has been wonderful for our 10 month old! They have a few locations in the metro, but we’ve had an incredible experience in Edina.

[Brian Miller @BFreshBFly]

@rachsyme This is Cooper, he’s a very fancy boy

[Minnesota Golden Gophers @GopherSports]

Happy Holidays 〽️