Benedict Handpump

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@GreggAWallace My mistake it was from youth hostelling with Chris Eubank

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@GreggAWallace @fulham_mike1 99% of them will have subscribed for the morbid fascination and comedy value of your Alan Partridge level of ego and lack of self awareness, as well as seeing what a genuinely unpleasant man has been reduced to. The other 1% will be weirdos, incels etc

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@GreggAWallace Vorsprung Dick Technik

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@GreggAWallace Isn't that Bono's house?

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@jamiesonboy78 @Beansies_ramp @GreggAWallace I sent his widow a travel clock. I hope it arrived before they cremated him

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@GreggAWallace What's fascinating about history is that unlike bread in a bakery or love in a marriage, it is never going to run out

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@GreggAWallace Stopping at: Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway

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@GreggAWallace Smell my cheese you mother!!

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@GreggAWallace @DomsM65 Lucrative BBC contract good or minimum wage good?

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@GreggAWallace This looks disgusting. Still, might as well eat it.

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@GreggAWallace A diet rich in Tracker bars and Olivio means that I'm able to lead the kind of physically active life that is simply out of reach for many men of my age, such as Eamonn Holmes

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@UltrasPodcast @NorwichOC @GreggAWallace See the match?

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@NorwichOC @UltrasPodcast @GreggAWallace To the untrained eye, this could look like it's rubbish and Gregg hasn't bounced back.

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@NorwichOC @GreggAWallace He'll be living in a layby like a bloody tramp soon enough

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@GreggAWallace Ginsters from the fridge? Did you put it on the slate?

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@GreggAWallace Have you ever had a cup of beans? It's marvellous, like a savoury 99.

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@NorwichOC @GreggAWallace Not today, I need to go and buy some tungsten tipped screws