Nagdansh 2.0

Zehar Failao..!! 🐍

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

Chal bey Gandu...

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

Tooo much of cockroaches on timeline..!!

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

@indiantweeter @grok context pls

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

I ll repeat . Some ppl r just so ugly inside out..

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

Almost everyone says uska school/college/office bekar hai. Har koi gali deta hai. Doosre ka acha dikhta hai. But politics mein agar koi ek side ko support karta hai to paglon ko tarah har cheez justify karta hai. I guess isi ko bolte hain ki ye log bike huye hain..!

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

So couple of years back I did some research (online) and checked with a couple of friends as I wanted to start a small SIP. One particular MF of SBI was always in that. So went ahead & started a SIP in last 24+ months hvnt seen it in green.. bc. Kya hi bakar hai.. !!

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

Gujar gaya aaj ka din bhi yun he bewajah,

Na mujhe fursat mili, na tujhe khayaal aaya...!!

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

If 'owned a phone boook' means the telephone directory BSNL used to give then 18.. otherwise 17

[Astra @AstraDivya]

@coolfunnytshirt You owned the Encyclopedia Britannica!!! 🫡 Really rich

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

@grok what's my report card?

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Ye Bhosdi ka Uchhal kiske dam pe raha hai.. !!

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

Fir se ek bar ujad jate hain ..!!

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

सब्र ऐसे ही नहीं आ जाता
रूह की च���खें निकल जाती हैं...।

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

"Na rasto ne Sath diya na manzil ne intezaar kiyaa

Mai kya likhu apni jindagi per mere sath To umeedon ne bhi majak kiya.."

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

Dukh Bolke Je Daseya Te Ki Daseya...!!

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

I am sorry

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

ਨਾਮ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਲੋਂ ਸੋਹਣਾ ਉਸਦਾ,
ਸਾਥੋਂ ਦਿਲ ਤੋਂ ਮਿਟਾਇਆ ਨਹੀਂ ਗਿਆ;

ਪੂਰੀ ਦੁਨੀਆ ਚੋ ਇੱਕ ਮੰਗਿਆ,
ਤੈਥੋਂ ਉਹ ਵੀ ਹਾਏ ਮਿਲਾਇਆ ਨਹੀਂ ਗਿਆ;

ਰੱਬਾ ਤੇਰੇ ਕੋਲੋਂ ਕੀ ਲੁਕਿਆ,
ਉਹ ਸਾਥੋਂ ਹਾਲੇ ਤਾਈਂ ਭੁਲਾਇਆ ਨਹੀਂ ਗਿਆ..

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

ਮੈਂ ਪੂਰੀ ਦੁਨੀਆ ਚੋ ਇੱਕ ਮੰਗਿਆ..
ਤੈਥੋਂ ਉਹ ਵੀ ਹਾਏ ਮਿਲਾਇਆ ਨਹੀਂ ਗਿਆ..।

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

Wow Airtel.. What a wonderful speed.. and just to add what a aptheric call reception network for Airtel black & priority memners??

@Airtel_Presence @airtelindia

My Internet speed is 9.0Mbps. How FAST is your Internet? https://t.co/sBpAWxDjIw

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

When nobody respects you, you dnt sit with those ppl.. what if your close ones dnt respect you??

[Nagdansh 2.0 @BhatkeHuye]

"Tune hi apne kadam pichhe kar liye, Mujhme kaha thi himmat tujhe gawane ki..

Tere liye to mai har sakhas ko thukra deta,
Tu zid toh karti mujhe paane ki"