*Ezra sits on the floor with his legs crossed, closes his eyes, pinches his fingers and thumbs together and start ‘ohm’-ing*
Me: Ezzy....what are you doing?
Ezra: Shhhh...I’m hesitating!
Think he meant ‘meditating’ 😂#kids
My 8 yr old son was trying to get the day off school today, when I pressed him as to why, he replied that it was his wedding day. Now, ‘sadly’, he has a wife 😂 #marriage
After the third attempt to put lachie to bed he gets up and goes to the toilet
Me: Lach - I said half an hour ago if you need to go to the toilet then go now.
Lachie: It is now.
I give up. #children#comedy#toosmartforme
Elijah: Mum, I want 2 eggs and yoghurt with strawberries for breakfast - but make sure it's the natural yoghurt not the sugary one. Also - make sure you ONLY buy ORGANIC from now on ok!?
Me: You've been watching health documentaries on YouTube again haven't you 🙄
#HealthyFood
I just made a pact with myself that I wouldn’t eat #chocolate for a week - so I ate all the chocolate I had in the house (a lot) and now I feel really, really sick...
Shout out to the acquaintances I know that I see in the mall, that see me but pretend not to see me so we don’t have to make small talk. It’s such a relief 🥰 #grateful
We’re playing I-Spy at a pub in Victor Harbor. I said I spy something beginning with ‘P’. Elijah then proceeds to gesture to the people around us and says....
‘Peasants’ 😣😂🔫