BholaBacha

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Good ad by @IndianExpress. The account has 4.2 Million followers but this particular tweet has only 60 RTs in 24 hours.

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: FIFA Peace Prize recipient bombs Iran during the FIFA World Cup.

[Yogendra Yadav @_YogendraYadav]

खबर वहाँ नहीं है जहाँ दिखाई जा रही है!

खबर यह है कि 2024 में देश की जनता ने भाजपा को संविधान बदलने लायक जो बहुमत नहीं दिया था, उसे अब चोर दरवाज़े से नहीं, खुली डकैती से हासिल करने की तैयारी है।

#KhabarYeNahiHai #SaveConstitution

[Atul Khatri @one_by_two]

The Govt has purposely installed potholes on Indian roads so that the continuous shaking of the car helps blend Ethanol to Petrol ✨️

[Congress @INCIndia]

पहले वाला उतना ही असली है जितना दूसरा वाला

[churumuri @churumuri]

Q: How much does it cost to undertake a 3-day demolish drive of 1,500 structures in India's most wondrous state?

A: Rs 3,00,00,000

🤮 Rs 27 lakh on meals (+kachoris+rolls)

🤮 Rs 23 lakh of bottled water

🤮 Rs 24 lakh for videography

🤮 Rs 1.7 crore for JCBs, tractors #GujaratModel

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Irony of this country !!

[BholaBacha @BholaBacha]

@Arun2981 Rang de basanti and Aanand

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

Saturday night humour:
Recent Announcement:
Marriage Certificate is Not A Proof That You Are Married.
It’s Just a Document To Show That You Had Attended Your Marriage Ceremony.
😁😁

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

We are permanently living in JAANE BHI DO YAARO.

[Raman Yadav @RamanYadav_]

पेट्रोल में इथेनॉल की मिलावट से नाराज जयपुर के पशुपालकों ने केंद्र सरकार के लिए जारी किया दूध का नया वर्जन एम 20, एम 50, एम 100

जैसे केंद्र सरकार ने इथेनॉल की मिलावट के साथ पेट्रोल के वर्जन बनाए गए वैसे ही किसानों ने दूध में पानी के साथ केंद्र सरकार के लिए नए वर्जन तैयार किए है

[Prashant Bhushan @pbhushan1]

अमरीका ने चार दिन में हिंदुस्तान के तीन जहाज़ों पर हमला किया, बिना चेतावनी दिए, और हमारे कई नागरिकों को मार दिया। फिर भी मोदी सरकार चुप्पी साधे हुए हैं!

[Sandeep Manudhane @sandeep_PT]

Xi Jinping took charge of China in 2013.

Modi of India in 2014.

Maybe instead of comparing Modi with Nehru ji, it'll be a more fruitful exercise to compare his performance with that of Xi Jinping.

On AI
On R&D
On STEM
On Exports
On Employment
On Manufacturing
On Public nutrition
On Public education
On Mass prosperity ...

Maybe that'll help all of us much more in setting our national goals better.

[Punit Pania @Punit_Pania]

If even half the outrage being dumped on 370 Biryani was shown for corruption, communal hatred and destruction of forests we'd be a different country. We don't have the spine to call out criminals sitting in parliament so we overcompensate with cultural outrage on easier targets.

[MANJUL @MANJULtoons]

नेहरू के कार्यकाल में कितने पुल गिरे भला?

मोदी जी ने रिकार्ड तो तोड़ा है।

[Kamru Choudhury @Kamru_Choudhury]

Reports of 1000’s of EVM burnt in a Govt building fire in Kolkata raises serious questions on the Bengal Elections 2026, after the expose on Rajarhat Newtown constituency Vote Chori.

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

📍Kalyan Railway Station

> Man comes to drop his relatives
> Buys a platform ticket
> Train arives 5 hours late
> Platform ticket expires in 2 hours
> He gets fined ₹500

How is this fair??

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

After Vote Chori and Sarkar Chori - the BJP-EC jugalbandi has finished the contest before it has even begun with Seat Chori.

Look at what happened in the recent Rajya Sabha elections.

Congress candidate Meenakshi Natarajan ji submitted every document. No pending cases. The EC cancelled her nomination on a frivolous BJP objection.

Parimal Nathwani ji, the BJP-backed independent, got his own name wrong on the form and skipped multiple mandatory disclosures. The EC gave him an extension to fix everything.

Same Election Commission. Two candidates. One was disqualified without even a hearing. The other was rewarded despite not following the rules.

When the Congress sought a meeting, the EC first tried to evade us. When we finally met, they did not say one word.

Expect to see much more of this - because for the BJP, it is far easier to fix the election than to win it.

[Congress @INCIndia]

दिल बहलाने को ग़ालिब ये ख़्याल अच्छा है