BHS

Former parody account of Bentonvile Public Schools.

[BHS @BHSUnofficial]

It's been fun guys, thank you for all the support. Running this has been very fun/rewarding. I hope you all enjoyed this as much as I did.

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Remember seniors, it's not too late to drop out. See your counselor immediately if interested!

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Try to forget about all of the potential car crashes and fatalities and get jiggy with it with Black Beard at prom!

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Senior slave day is a great way to express creativity, school spirit, and the National Honors Society's insensitivity to slavery.

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Very sad that us administrators missed Little Women this weekend, but we are happy theatre department is supportive of the dwarf community!

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Very proud of our basketball team's performance. You may not have won state, but you tried your hardest. And that kind of matters a little!

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Remember to get your nails painted red during all 3 lunches to end texting and driving. It's very clear the bus driver this morning did not.

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Ear examinations will be available in both nurse offices after the Pep Rally for any students harmed by Black Student Union performance.

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Here at BHS, we love to celebrate our favorite holiday, FFA Week! Get 50% off on all cattle brands and lassos this week at Tiger Prints!

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We understand that the roads are messy... We also understand that you all are willing to possibly harm yourself and others to learn!

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Regarding limited bus service, we ask all Bella Vista students to try to attend today. You can log your miles walked for the BFIT program!

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School has been called off due to the tragic loss of one of our custodians. Who could've known the AAC rafters would be so slippery?

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@justicemacy please file a complaint to the English Department Head Mrs. Cantey tomorrow before or after school.

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Black Beard has equipped his cart with an snow plow and will be de-icing roads all night to ensure seniors will not have to have snow days!

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It wouldn't be Colors Day spirit week without a day dedicated to racial stereotypes! We hope you brought your most offensive costumes today!

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Just because you sleep without clothes on does NOT mean it's okay to come to school naked. You know who you are...

You're also fired.

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Breaking News: Handicap students in panic and locked outside as the South Building automatic door buttons have turned off.

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Students, we have a team of 3 Bonobo Monkeys fixing the power right now. We assure you that they will have the problem fixed within 4 days.

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Remember that all next week is spirit week in honor of "Colors Day!"

Honestly, we're still not sure what Colors Day is.

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After many conferences and some very poor decision making, we have decided to replace the south building cafeteria with feeding troughs.