Bradius Stonkus

how do I order super meth

[Bradius Stonkus @Bhuggy]

Are feathers just hair that grows on stalks of protruding bones

[Bradius Stonkus @Bhuggy]

“I turned myself into lighter Morty, IM PICKLE BIC”

[Ceo @Lolmemz_Ceo]

Saw a celebrity at the gas station last night

[Bradius Stonkus @Bhuggy]

I will never forgive @tacobell for getting rid of pink lemonade

[Bradius Stonkus @Bhuggy]

@kfc the free secret fry coupon for digital orders is not working fyi. Mobile or desktop.

[Wild Geerters @steinkobbe]

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health

[Bradius Stonkus @Bhuggy]

Accurate. Source: 1995

[♡‧Kazumi‧♡ @KazUwU__]

The year you were born vs how old you are now

2006: 18
2005: 19
2004: 20
2003: 21
2002: 22
2001: 23
2000: 24
1999: pushing 30
1998: pushing 30
1997: pushing 30
1996: pushing 30
1995: dead

[Bradius Stonkus @Bhuggy]

I can’t stop watching videos of people dipping #jewelry in that liquid that goes bzzzzzztttdz

[Bradius Stonkus @Bhuggy]

@elonmusk we have the same birthday and therefore I believe I’m qualified to work at DOGE. Let me know when I can start.

[Bradius Stonkus @Bhuggy]

#INFLATION HAS GONE TOO FAR. LOOK AT WHAT PRICES WERE UNDER GEORGE W.

[Bradius Stonkus @Bhuggy]

Influencers, you should probably know that not a single sentient person has ever sat through an entire Get Ready With Me video. Your followers are entirely bots. #GRWM

[FanDuel Sports @FanDuelSports]

You can't say Jerry Rice.

Who is the greatest Jerry of all-time? ✍️

[Bradius Stonkus @Bhuggy]

@RobDenBleyker Russian dictator has small dick

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

wait no don't change the global topic of conversation yet, i've still got submarine jokes

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Just another day but today is “ National Hydration Day “ stay wet