Bivon✝️🇰🇪

You gotta go harder everyday
@FcBarcelona

[Bivon✝️🇰🇪 @Bi_v_on]

Tribalism during this time is some bullshit, this is the time kenyans are supposed to stick together irregardless of their tribe for the well being and future of this country, don't be divided guys.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Hii nairobi sasa kuna rende ingine inaitwa the nairobi flying monkeys. This is a battalion of people in Nairobi who exist in this city dangerously. They play hide and seek with poverty everyday. Mtu hajaandikwa kazi,hawezi point aseme pale ndio nafanya kazi,but still they manage to pay rent,and some have even gone to the extent of buying cars. Hawa wanaishi kwa neema ya bwana,and they know it. Wanaendanga kusota kadeal kanatokea,wanarudi steady. They have done this for years. Na hawananga ata savings

Hawa ndio ile kitabu ya mathayo sita inaongelea,kuna mahali mungu anaambia watu yake, Look at the birds,they do not reap or store in barns,yet they do not sleep hungry. Is it not because they trust in me? These guys are very strong mentally. Wanajiaminia namna atari sana. Mtu anajua vizuri hajui kwenye atatoa rent end month,na saa hiyo tuko date 27,na hashtuki. Ako tu. Weh! Apana chesa na hii flying monkeys bwana

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

You guys, Are your bundles finishing fast or is it me who is seeing my own things? Yani ata airtel wameamua kutukamua namna hii akiamungu. Who will save us from these godamn corporations, 500MB nimeingia twitter dakika kumi naambiwa data is 75% used.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

When we were calling politicians during maandamano I called a certain governor and he actually picked,akasema hello, sijai stuka namna iyo aki. Niliite yeye ngite na nikakata simu nikazima line

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Never use your academic excellence to undervalue people.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

If you think that by punishing your father with silence and dismissal upon his presence will pay back for the hardness he subjected you to when he was beinging you up,you are very wrong. Ati baba yako akiingia tu kwa nyumba hivi nyinyi wote mnajitoa. Judge him all you want for now,but Someday you will understand what the necessity of his actions was. Fathers want to make sure their children are capable. Thats why they ask the most strict questions that most of the time,to a child,seems annoying. Umefungia ng’ombe? Umefanya vile tuliongea? Umeendea ile kitu? Nyinyi kazi yenu ni TV tu?

He was not asking these things because he hated you. Or because he loves bothering you. Fathers have the biological role of instilling discipline in their children. Unfortunately most of the time,the father has had to make a very tough decision of choosing between being soft and watch his children become a waste in a man eat man society or be hard and watch them become responsible beings with direction but lose their ‘bond’. The latter is usually the case most of the time

Unfortunately again,before you realize the sacrifice the man made,and that slowly you have become what he used to be,and that you should have taken more time to embrace him,talk to him,and even ask for forgiveness,your father is usually long dead. And the cycle goes on.

If your father is still around,visit him and talk him. I am certain there are things he has wished he could say for years,dont wait for him to say them in his death bed.

[Bivon✝️🇰🇪 @Bi_v_on]

Nataka ninyamaze hadi December nikifikiria maisha yangu,kama kuna kitu unataka kuniambia sema saii

[Bivon✝️🇰🇪 @Bi_v_on]

Nataka ninyamaze hadi December nikifikiria maisha yangu,kama kuna kitu unataka kuniambia sema saii

[Haky @Haky49501827]

Shit! my neighbor who is a 9.8 baddie amekuja kuniomba iron box,nimemwambia anipatie 5 minutes am using it nikimalizia namletea,wacha nifike carrefour sector ya Electronics I buy one,na niwaulize,pasi inakuwanga how much?I hope haiwezi pita 500 KES.

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

Bro to bro: learn to give up on women easily, relationships are not achievements, don't force them.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Millenials tukubaliane hakuna kupatia mtu advice kama hajakuuliza. Nitakuja kupiga mtu ngumi mimi

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Unfortunately,Those people you expect to suffer because they wronged you,will not suffer. I have seen the most undeserving people prospering without even breaking sweat. I don’t even pray these days. What for? Yet the lord has his own plans that dont care about what I feel

[Bivon✝️🇰🇪 @Bi_v_on]

Ka wewe ni mamba usikuwe mslow

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

After rejecting us because of or poor hygiene and poverty and going for older men who have coins because they have been in the job market longer,the same women have now grown old and are accusing us men of preying on young girls who want to expirience with us the life these women expirienced when they were young. Bwana that one we are not going to allow. Ni lasima tuskie msuri pia aki. I am not paying 4 sausand to take an ex UK damsel with thoroughly used fajina to a 4 star restaurant,aiii,apana,hiyo haiwezekani. Mimi nataka fresh import,straight from the Democratic Republic of JKUAT and KMTC. Eih! Apa mbele nikiangalia mambo inaenda kuchemka

[Bivon✝️🇰🇪 @Bi_v_on]

Wacha sasa niingie kwa mat nihubiri moja mbili nione kama nitapata za kuingia kwa nyumba

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I have been tis guy. All I can say is that women are not good people. When you’re overly kind to them,it repulses them. You become just a mere vessel that they can summom when they’re in trouble. In joy they forget you. They share it with those who have done the least for them

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

You can deny all you want but whatsapp status says a lot about you than you think

[Bivon✝️🇰🇪 @Bi_v_on]

Mzae alianguka kutoka juu ya mti alafu wakati aliona nimenotice akaniuliza "unaeza ruka ivo?"

[Bivon✝️🇰🇪 @Bi_v_on]

Let me switch to dark na nyinyi wote ni weusi 😂😂

[Bivon✝️🇰🇪 @Bi_v_on]

Let me switch to dark na nyinyi wote ni weusi 😂😂

[Bivon✝️🇰🇪 @Bi_v_on]

Picha ya mzae ndio nimekosa lakini yeye ni mtu wa maana sana