Biased Mourinho

The enemy to almost every football fan in the world...

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I want my team to win the league

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Hello guys I am back👍🏼

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Well.. my @ManUtd management isn't going too well let's be honest.

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I think ibra and me would make a good couple

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I'm back and I'm at United

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You know I told Eden at the start of the season he'd win a premier league title and the rest of the squad wouldn't. He might understand now

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I should be heading to man united soon enough. I'll win them the treble again.

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Hiddink is doing decent I see

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Fantastic game for Willian last night. He is making Messi and Ronaldo look like rubbish when he plays.

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Let's hope I don't get sacked after today's game

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Why are we playing so bad?

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What is my team doing

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This international break bores me.

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I will play DJ our new signing soon

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I thought I would start the season bad just to see how Twitter reacts. I hope that's okay with everyone?

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I need a Pogba in my life.

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I don't see de bruyne staying in Manchester very long. He will be too tempted by the amazing football we are playing at the moment.

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When will you be making your arrival at Stamford bridge @paulpogba

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I guess stones would be too good a player if he joined us. He doesn't want to be another Terry.

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Why do I have a sudden feeling we won't be getting stones?