Boofinschmirtz

My name's Deese

[Boofinschmirtz @BibleMan7]

got me wiggling my toes in anticipation n shit

[Boofinschmirtz @BibleMan7]

you're thugophrenic

shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake up shake u

[Boofinschmirtz @BibleMan7]

j'beebwuiqe

my furute hairless cats nam

[Boofinschmirtz @BibleMan7]

@NoContextHumans pass the mustard

[Boofinschmirtz @BibleMan7]

wagyu gorilla meat

[Boofinschmirtz @BibleMan7]

"I've unironically gotten a notification from r/TaylorSwift."

"Actually two notifications "

what the hell

[Boofinschmirtz @BibleMan7]

"she look like the bitch they pulled out of the River Seine"

the best way to say someone looks like a CPR dummy

[Boofinschmirtz @BibleMan7]

did you know?; they used Ricky Berwick's hands to model the outlines for the wallguns of CoD: Zombies.

[Boofinschmirtz @BibleMan7]

"it would be funny if they named dick- fuck"

[Boofinschmirtz @BibleMan7]

*burrrrpte*

vorety

[Boofinschmirtz @BibleMan7]

britich be like:

noaur

[Boofinschmirtz @BibleMan7]

"YOOO HUH HUH HUHH, IM MILKIN THIS WOMANN"

[Boofinschmirtz @BibleMan7]

six year old corvette dad

[jaden @liljay11k]

Oh no..

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Bro tried to wipe away the gay off ☠️

[Boofinschmirtz @BibleMan7]

"what do you think a nuclear submarine is" (rhetorical sarcasm). "something that blows up when you bite it" (completely serious)