Biblical Pirates

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Fuck McGriddles. That’s it

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You’re automatically a pussy if you don’t like tomatoes #fuckyou

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Beethoven’s last dance #MJ

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I wipe my ass before I shit, because I fucking can. #Asscheeksfasho

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Ginger-ale is a deadly weapon #matt

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South paw or nah? #curve

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wrinkly ballsack.

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Moroccan food is the jizz!

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This guy is wild.

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Charli D’Amelio should’ve done the halftime show fuck this.

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big titties.

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@ItBeTheT Fun fact: it is, it’s called oxidation. It’s like rust for our cells

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@tashamarcoux @ItBeTheT It’s also called soggy straw #ew

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All these girls out here getting boob jobs but where can I get a dick extension these days

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Yo brah we should totally make a tik tok right now

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I mean online school sucks but at least there’s no school shootings.

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Everyone has baggage. #deep

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It’s like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis #electric

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“I’m almost a little bit sober, so I’ll drive you home”.