McCafferty’s Bib

“The toothpaste won’t go back in the bottle since it granted our wish, and we will never be rid of McCafferty’s Bib”

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@aelfred_D @jarvis_best @aurora_g96 Eat the deep dish and nobody gets hurt, except perhaps you, as a result of consuming deep dish.

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@ZaidJilani And?

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@aelfred_D The opioid of the elderly

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@todayyearsold Santa isn’t real?!

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@aelfred_D It’s the dog

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@aelfred_D People have these litmus tests, it’s crazy

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@aelfred_D My self-talk recently tested positive for hantavirus

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@aelfred_D “I heard AIDS doesn’t discriminate. That’s pretty nice of it, isn’t it?”

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@chriswithans @varadmehta She did much better than Blake Masters

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@kat_maryb I don’t want the world, I just want your half

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@EndWokeness Beautiful

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@aelfred_D @MorlockP These days if a wolf identifies as a woman they can live as their true selves and nobody would dare comment on the size of their ears.

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@jerr_rrej If this was peak Jewish subversion, would that imply that Jewish subversion has been on a decline since then?

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@aelfred_D Unlike Taco Bell, you’ll see knockers before the diarrhea kicks in. Probably.

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@ZaidJilani This person is a clown, I’m not sure he even conducts polls.

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@ZaidJilani Jewish donors, evangelical voters.

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@RepMGP @mattyglesias They are delicious. It’s in the name!

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@aelfred_D We are rebranding “murder” - “traded his life” is softer and plays better in the midwest.

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@Steveozuck Yeah lol, as if there was any mystery

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Trump: the anti-establishment candidate.

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JUST IN - Blackstone CEO Steve Schwarzman says 'will vote for change' and will support Trump — Axios

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@RyanGirdusky Isn’t that admirable?