Because I Can

Smart jokes and bitchy tweets.

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@Pastest Can access the site to purchase but can’t access qbank
However can access MRCP part 2 qbank via app
Thanks for the assistance!

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@Pastest hi, when will the site be back up? Could not do any questions today

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@tiffanyelz So like. 1 thing then.

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@tiffanyelz AYY NAISE

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@deducktions

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Gaiz this is kinda cool

I just backed Bobby Urban - The Safest Travel Backpack by XD Design on @Kickstarter https://t.co/A6H4evqIYw

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@flatbreads Yeah well the Thai ads always have a happy ending screw this one.

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@flatbreads That’s why we have laxatives. Lactulose tastes just like regular sugar FYI. #DefinitelyNotPlanningAMurderByDiarrhea #ButIfYouWere #10mLIsARegularDoseTry100mL

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Opinion: an app should not play an unskippable ad before sinking it’s hooks into the user: that way lies deletion

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@flatbreads *LOL

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When I was just a little boy, I aske by mother: what will I be? Will I be handsome? Will I be rich? Here’s what she said to me.

Que sera sera…

DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKEN FORTUNE TELLER? If I had future sight you think I’d be working right now? Hell no! I’d go win the lottery!

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And boom goes the cannon watch the blood and the shit spray

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“...meant her no harm” WRONG. if you distract a service dog you are actively causing harm. If anything happens it is completely and wholly your fault as much as if you were to take a knife to someone’s throat. https://t.co/PBadblXDqi

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@deducktions I guess you just have to really hammer it in

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NGL in P!nk's new song "beautiful trauma" I keep mishearing the line as "my perfect white bottom" and it's a lil disturbing. #😨

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@LittleBunnyCat Huh. Then yes SAVE THE CHICKEN CHOP nurses will swoop in from your window like birds of prey

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@LittleBunnyCat IF he’s IN A HOSPITAL MAYBE don’t eats a chicken chop right now??

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@deducktions But how else will my white knight upon a fiery steed know to sweep me off my feet?

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@flatbreads Ehhhhh it'll be fun. Guts and glory.

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@deducktions Yes i do i have a bajillion tools for every occasion 😜