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Black Parents: "When we get in this Restaurant you 8, OKAY?" Son: But mama I'm 12 . Mom: *SMACK* "Listen Here, Yo ass is 8 you hear me?!"

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Niggas Be Bragging About Having Side Hoes . . . A Lot Of Y'all Niggas Be Side Niggas ....

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Hoes Be Having Perfect Attendance At The Club.

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If I actually spoke my mind, I'd be in deep trouble.

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Dear ugly hoes: Stop playing hard to get, you're already hard to want.

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She uses hash tags on Facebook. #SheRatchet

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No officer I wasn't drunk driving, I was swerving on them hoes.

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That annoying moment when you have to keep removing your headphones because someone keeps talking to you.

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Why be in a relationship if you still have a single person's mentality?

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RIP to all the hoes dying for attention.

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Every girl knows that one annoying guy whos constantly asking "So when we gone chill?"

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#ToMyFutureSon don't get mad when your friends say your moms a milf

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Hoes now a days coming outside looking like a damn rainbow. Red weave, green nails, blue eyes, and yellow teeth

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#donttextmeif You take long to reply.

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Smiling at someone that hates you just to piss them off more.

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When you text someone 'heyy :)' and they reply back with 'yes?' well excuse da hell outta me

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No matter how many times you say "okay" your parents will not stop talking.

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Me: Babe, are you jealous? Her: No. Me: Are you sure? Her: Yes. Me: Kiss me. Her: GO KISS THAT HOE WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!!!

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Honey boo boo child #SheRatchet

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*During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move* Her: "What are you doing?" Me: "Hush bitch, I seen this on Pornhub, its called Buffering.