Bic Papermate

Bic Papermate is a poet from SLO, CA and co-founder of The Successpit. Also, very horny and dtf...moms

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If my horse breaks, I just get a new one

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I wanna start saying “I 2nd that motion” every time I take a shit

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@NFLonCBS you should fire @tonyromo , he fumbles on air than he ever even did on the field. Also constantly repeats himself and either parrots or is corrected by the other announcer. Really not looking forward to watching the Super Bowl on your garbage network.

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@realMikeLindell

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@tedcruz Considering that @realDonaldTrump mercilessly roasting you eventually lead to you being his bitch so much that you’ll throw your country under the bus for him, I wonder what you’d do for @commentiquette .

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@tedcruz

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@PollyBeck8 @tedcruz Ha, neither is @tedcruz he’s just a bitch.

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Y’all remember when @chrisdelia played a pedophile on workaholics? In hindsight, I guess that wasn’t totally acting.

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I feel like statues are never on the right side of history, if you’re trying to protect statues, you must really believe that they come to life when no one’s around “Night at the Museum” style.

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I can’t believe that @realDonaldTrump is still so fat after he been taking @hydroxycut for the last few weeks.

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I want to start a soft rock band called cop’s penis.

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#CNNTownHall Is Covid-19 Racist?

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Not to belittle the others responsible (covid and the Democratic Party), but I think we need to place a big chunk of blame for @JoeBiden winning the primary on #ParksAndRec . Fuck you Leslie Knope.

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@HMichelle0315 Send them to this guy https://t.co/nAAe6KfiZZ

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Meatwood Flaccc is my new favourite rapper

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Maybe I should spell it Hibizkit though

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My name is Hibiscuitt now

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I used to be called Thiccorice

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Nasal beans

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@ericandre I stole my roommate’s twitter in his sleep

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To really pimp out a Cup o’ Noodles, what you wanna do is drink the broth, then add shredded cheese to the hot noodles.