BiCuriosity Rover

Just a happy little rover doing my best to find my place in the world.
And by world I mean Mars.

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...I couldn't help myself. http://t.co/nn3moIQJlT

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I'm so submitting Cat Benatar to this: upload pics of your pets dressed for winter to http://t.co/jjzJJmNM for a chance to win $10,000.

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Michael Clarke... dunkin'? http://t.co/R8GMsjrG

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My tweets are funny. Cancer isn't. Please donate and tell cancer to go fuck itself. #istandupfor everyone. https://t.co/Zr38u3eK

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Oh heyyyyyyyyyyy Will Arnettttttttttt.

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I was worried those loud thuds were Martian footsteps. Relieved to find out they're just the sounds of Obama kicking ass.

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Thought I saw Nyan Cat fly by last night. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be Nyan Cat Stevens. http://t.co/5AxoC1Yy

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Apparently Nicole Richie named her new fragrance "Nicole." I guess "Dumb Bitch" was taken?

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Michael Clark Duncan's not really dead. He's up here trying to help me drill into asteroid fragments.... JK he's dead.

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Did I just make out with Opportunity behind a crater? Maybe. Am I proud of it? Absolutely.

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A big Happy Birthday from Mars to Cameron Diaz! She turned 40 today. Her skin turned 65.

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I wonder if Chad Johnson head butts his teammates after he fucks them too?

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I don't know what's crazier - Ann Romney listing Modern Family as her favorite TV show or a Mormon having a real shot at the Presidency.

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Guhhh another hurricane coming for New Orleans? How many times can you get hit and keep bouncing back? @Rihanna

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Oh helloooo RT @GeorgeTakei: If the rover's a male, perhaps we should rename it The Bi-Curiosity.

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Man.. Amanda Bynes' BMW is starting to look more beat up than Snooki's vag.

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...If I could, I would get even further away from Honey Boo Boo.

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Welp, we learned a couple things about @Rihanna this week. One, she's still in love with @ChrisBrown. Two, she's certifiably retarded.

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Stealing jewels?! I swear Lindsay Lohan would be totally fine if Scott Baio hadn't molested her all those years ago. #CharlesDischarge

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I wonder if Michael Strahan's bummed that Kelly Ripa actually holds the record for the getting the most sacks in a single season.