Biden Our Time

Your one-stop shop for all things Joe Biden! Personal Biden tweets signed PCJB and/or hexed with black magic to ward off copycats

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Thank you @elonmusk for bringing the voice of the people back to Twitter #BidensBackBaby

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Victory for Biden: with Georgia win certified, Biden subtracts a year from his age and celebrates his 77th today

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I extend my deep thanks & gratitude to Bernie Sanders. Bernie is a friend & inspiration for his ability to speak to those marginalized by the political establishment. I pledge that as the Dem nominee I will incorporate his ideas & ideologies & welcome his base with open arms.

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The final 44 tweets of VP Biden’s Super Tuesday statement were a mix of repeated screams, whoops, yodels, and expletive versions of the word “Spaghetti-O’s,” so we’ve decided against reprinting them here. (2-45/45)

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OFFICIAL STATEMENT BY VP BIDEN ON SUPER TUESDAY RESULTS: “Eat my ass, Boss Hogg, we’re taking this thing all the way!” (1/45)

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Joe Biden concedes 2016 Iowa Caucus

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Biden admits to knowing all of the lyrics on SATURATION III, but only the first verse of the national anthem

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‘Help! Help! Who Am I? Where Am I? Who Are You People?’ Says Biden In Embarrassing Campaign Gaffe https://t.co/GQK8PPtA65

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“It’s not nearly as offensive when you say it in pig latin.” - Biden on his diversity initiative

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Biden found sulking by squat rack after request to add a “podium toss” to debate is rejected by DNC #DemocraticDebate #BurlyBiden

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Biden wants America to know that he still wears his retainer “most nights”

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Biden’s guilty pleasure? Late at night binge watching “Antiques Roadshow” reruns

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Biden Declares Self Only Candidate Who Can Defeat George Bush In 1988 Election https://t.co/VpgDqtFjrE

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“The machine elves chanted rhythmically in a foreign tongue. And that’s how we got my campaign slogan.” -J

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Biden’s story about DMT induced vision quest contains some truth, but majority is embellished

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Just woke up from a hell of a bender, what’d I miss in the last 4 years?

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This Week Last Year: Biden Worries Legalized Weed In D.C. Will Cut Into His Business https://t.co/2h4vUd6DOK

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"You'd be surprised though, as the Notorious RBG has a hell of a left bicep." - VPJB

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Only real requirement for #SCOTUS nomination is to beat Ruth Bader Ginsburg in arm wrestling contest

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Biden was secretly hoping that the slimy lizard man would be nominated to the supreme court.