I love Pandas, they're so chill. They're like "Dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, and Asian"...

Just once I'd like to open my cupboard and some fucking birds & squirrels hop out & help me clean or sew a pretty dress or some shit.

Sorry, can't. I have to catch up on my sighing.

*astronaut tries to hang himself but just floats there weightless and forlorn*

When you want to be around people but then you remember people are disgusting and annoying.

Hey girls; if you want me to RT your tweets or add your account to my bio just FAV this tweet. You'll get 60+ followers in less than 24h ✨✌️

The irony... The emptiest the heart, the heaviest it feels.

You are here, tweeting & eating because you are a fat cunt nobody love and unable to make real relationships with the outside world fuck you

There is something so annoying about everything.