BiffSwayze

Preaching the word of our Lord and Savior. Co-founder of Two Morons Inc.

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I have decided to stop all the debauchery and excessive living I do and spread the word of God. Praise be

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.@realskeeterjean I’m back on twitter to specifically reach out to you. I’ve heard of a horror story in Lansing that is falling on deaf ears. Can you help?

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I can't wait for #VaccinePassports to get away from the unvaccinated.

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@TMobileHelp your company doesn't work with the disabled. I experienced nothing but discrimination and ableism trying to resolve my broken phone issue. #Discrimination #Ableism

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@hotbutterpod @tbagtag yeah but we were snorting poppers. When I asked for the hand sanitizer you passed me lube instead. My bad.

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@hotbutterpod @tbagtag if you didn't want the stinky pinky why did you wear nothing but a jockstrap to the service?

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@DanPantzig

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@Jodieb501 repent

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Day 7 break from the PC

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Day 6 the character creator added us in their image.

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Day 5 the Oceans were added via riticulation and layered polygons.

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Day 4 he created particle effects giving us light and illumination.

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On day 3 he added tessallation creating the illusion of grass and trees.

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On day 2 God created the partition between the physical world and the digital realm (Earth)

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@hotbutterpod praise be and hallelujah. You're in my thoughts and prayers.

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@DanPantzig science is going to prove it. MIT, Google, Musk, and CERN all agree. We aren't real.

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One the first day the power button was turned on. There was light and it was good.

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God is a digital binary being. Both 1 and 0 on and off at the same time.