Allen Casson

You're welcome.

[Ashley Davenport @AshD926]

If you're looking for a sign to call your grandparents, this is it.

[Allen Casson @BIG_ALigator]

@hoosieraaron If only Chandler was still a town that cared!

[Allen Casson @BIG_ALigator]

My sister just cut her WEDDING cake to the classical remix version of WAP… I’ve never been more proud

[Allen Casson @BIG_ALigator]

Wanna knock out drag out? Ask your buddy who the cutest gal in the bar is.

[Allen Casson @BIG_ALigator]

The enthusiasm a David Alan Coe or Hank Williams Jr song is sang in a tavern is overwhelming.

[Allen Casson @BIG_ALigator]

On a scale of 1 to farmer how much corn do you launder?

[Allen Casson @BIG_ALigator]

Mark any day you make your grandma belly laugh off as a good day

[Erin Holbert Bunch @ErnHolbert]

bean dust is more likely to kill me than covid

[Mr. Shorty @DunawayHayden]

My biggest flex?
I drive so much for work, There’s a 98% chance I will know every song you play word for word

[Jason Mauck @jasonmauck1]

Worth 2 min of your time.

If I ever get the privelage to speak in front of the USDA again I may make a case for the end of any labeling with the word "beef" in it that isn't true BEEF.

Our children deserve the truth.

[Allen Casson @BIG_ALigator]

I appreciates the fact that some days on the farm my hard work really pays off on getting a job well done. I also appreciates sneaking in a tractor cab power nap on a slow day every now and then.

[Allen Casson @BIG_ALigator]

@tylerkillerbeas Good farm hands are hard to find...all I’m saying is that I wouldn’t settle for a community college spot if that’s what you’re asking.

[Allen Casson @BIG_ALigator]

Considered not washing my hair when I shower just now... is this what long hair life is like? Is this the life I wanna live?

[Allen Casson @BIG_ALigator]

Late night farm views include fireworks AND a lightning show tonight! #notMad

[Allen Casson @BIG_ALigator]

Went the extra mile and hand dried my truck after washing it. So there is a 100% chance it’ll be down a dirty ol’ river road within a week.

[Allen Casson @BIG_ALigator]

It’s all them small towns put together that make it such a big world

[Allen Casson @BIG_ALigator]

@mallorietutt Should be cheaper now!

[Allen Casson @BIG_ALigator]

There aren’t too many rainy days that can’t be improved upon with a Tasty Freeze shake and foot long weenie