Bowen Corsiatto

[Bowen Corsiatto @Big_Bow8]

The Chinese food showed up 3.5 hours late unannounced. We had eaten by then. Christmas is definitely cancelled next year for some.

[Bowen Corsiatto @Big_Bow8]

Chinese food never showed up. Gonna be a bad Chinese New Year and an even worse white people new year. #Hanukkahruined

[Bowen Corsiatto @Big_Bow8]

It’s wild that somebody’s dad in your home town gets off online by arguing politics with people.

[Bowen Corsiatto @Big_Bow8]

If you see something you like by an independent artist of any kind don’t hesitate to give them props. Things are too uncertain these days to be questioning your abilities.

[Bowen Corsiatto @Big_Bow8]

There ain’t nothing quite like seeing someone’s mama at the grocery store and having a nice conversation during these times. Something to uplift the spirits and put a smile on your face.

[Bowen Corsiatto @Big_Bow8]

I swear the tabernacle across the road is still holding Sunday service

[Bowen Corsiatto @Big_Bow8]

Also I’ve been learned I won’t be telling none of y’all about the exotic animals I own. @freejoe #betterthanextiction

[Bowen Corsiatto @Big_Bow8]

Might change my name for enough likes #showermemorethantherainsinafrica

[Bowen Corsiatto @Big_Bow8]

I’d be willing to give joe exotic money if he changed his name to Joey exotic or at best Joey exotica.

[Bowen Corsiatto @Big_Bow8]

@JesseLamboo You’re still on holidays?

[Bowen Corsiatto @Big_Bow8]

Some of you are crazy during the winter time, pulling in front of a semi and then slamming on your breaks is a great way to ruin everyone’s day in a hurry.

[Bowen Corsiatto @Big_Bow8]

You ever done quick maths in your head to figure out how many drinks you can have based on how many hours until work?

[Bowen Corsiatto @Big_Bow8]

I love how excited my girl gets for Christmas

[Bowen Corsiatto @Big_Bow8]

I don’t think people go to @McDonalds to sit in the parking lot and wait for there food. #nobodyelseinthedrivethru
#shittysystem

[Bowen Corsiatto @Big_Bow8]

I got this cat that scratches me quite a bit, not like mean scratching but more like she’s just not smart enough to get the claws put away she also sneezes more than someone who loved to party in the 80’s but she’s a good cat and I would trade her for a washing machine

[Bowen Corsiatto @Big_Bow8]

Damn. I cracked the back of my phone tryna be a dumbass thinking I could close the pizza box lid and look at memes at the same time. #washeduplife #sneakyshardsofglassonthefloor

[Bowen Corsiatto @Big_Bow8]

Canadians love to dial up the cruise one kilometre before going for the pass. #samespeedvroomvroom

[Bowen Corsiatto @Big_Bow8]

@BulldozerBoser big win today, great fight man. #albertastrong