Colton Campbell

J.D. | Writer, Strategist, Award-winning Designer & Illustrator | he/him | "One man's vulgarity is another's lyric." - Chief Justice Harlan

[Colton Campbell @big_CSC]

it’s been decided that this is a stoicism thoughts account now sorry for the inconvenience

[Colton Campbell @big_CSC]

so there i was, thinking about stoicism

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on my way out of twitter, i’d like to share a line from some poetry i wrote a couple years ago that feel relevant now:

“you smell like just like an asshole
it’s called your elon musk”

✌️

[Colton Campbell @big_CSC]

@cameronmkirby this probably the last time i’ll be able to wish you a happy birthday over twitter, so i hope you treasure it forever

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@KensRea thank you, all we need now is $200M 😂

[Colton Campbell @big_CSC]

@KensRea -explosion
-quick cut to mundane Bruce Wayne doing whatever the fuck

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@KensRea -as the camera moves down the stairs, we hear machines and electricity turning on, computers booting up
-turn the corner from the stairs to see the man placing the spouse in what looks like a sensory deprivation tank
-still freaking out, man closes the door, turns the machine on

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@KensRea yes, you do

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verbose as fuck

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@KensRea grifters gonna grift

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@eggshellfriend @coldwarcats @xxcatskullxx this you?

[Colton Campbell @big_CSC]

thinking of starting a tik tok where i whisper philosophical words of affirmation while softly playing the guitar and calling it zen daddy good idea or nah

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gimme a cut of lightyear with the doom soundtrack please

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if the english muffin isn’t sourdough what is the fucking point

[ARTIFA @ARTIFA161]

before after

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@KensRea if only the mouse would pull itself up by its tiny little adorable bootstraps, it could get as many cookies as it wants

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@baizimm94 i am so glad someone appreciates it

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come on shonda

[Michele M. Flores @michmflo]

Ferry crashes into West Seattle dock, sustaining heavy damage https://t.co/aCsWtmcXV2 via @seattletimes