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I’m a joker, a smoker, a midnight toilet

[Run DMT @Big_Mac70]

Will Smith wants his wife’s name out of Chris Rocks mouth but can’t keep other men out of hers

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It’s 2022 and a man still can’t run alcohol through the self check

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It’s wild that a guy who’s cancelled human rights, religions, and countries would be against cancel culture

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Daredevil (2003)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Some things man…

[crazy ass moments in american politics @ampol_moment]

President Bush responds to a terrorist attack while he plays golf (2002)

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If fuel prices pass $7 I’m putting the Russian flag as my avi on IG

[Rayk Anders @RaykAnders]

Assemble 🇺🇦

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If Betty White was still alive she would’ve 100% stood with Putin

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I’m surprised more magicians don’t end up becoming drug smugglers

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Stafford saw her fall and told Kelly to take care of it

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Maybe I’m just really high but the different ways people hold their fries should be photographed in black n white and assembled into a coffee table book

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Playing Hungry Hungry Hippos with a strobe light should be an X Games sport

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Bill Murray legend

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I heard that for the Biathlon China has removed any plastic targets in a bid to reduce their carbon output and will instead just use Uyghurs in their place

[rachel @rachelmillman]

the real vaccine is here

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Fuck monoclonals I caught roners a couple weeks ago and just popped a mucinex then took a bong rip and felt so good I thought I was a stem cell

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Has anyone noticed it’s the shittiest houses that have keep out signs and no trespassing signs like who willingly wants to go into these houses straight out of a Stephen King story

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The cartel has gotta be smuggling drugs in skunks because every time there’s one that’s hit by a car it starts smelling DANK

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Lot of these store mannequins look like they’ve been packing on the holiday lbs with me

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Help support your local economy by buying drugs from street dealers this holiday season #tistheseason