Mike

You only get one chance at this thing called life. Make it count.

[Mike @Big_Meeeez]

@Sterch26 @xStickYxRickYx Lmaooo 😂

[Mike @Big_Meeeez]

@xStickYxRickYx ugh. Sooooo sick

[Mike @Big_Meeeez]

@jthomson8113 @SNFPoker @PokerNews shippppp itttttttt

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Gonna be alotta extra mopping going on after the movie theaters close tonite #FiftyShadesOfGrey

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@sodom43 @CarbonPoker I got booted and can't get back on either

[Mike @Big_Meeeez]

Playoff football makes my nipples hard

[Mike @Big_Meeeez]

@EShaven ehhh

[Mike @Big_Meeeez]

@EShaven I'm pretty sure you have that backwards

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An 80 year old lady just gave me the finger and told me to fuck off. My day is complete

[Mike @Big_Meeeez]

@xStickYxRickYx nobody gives a shit about your damn Rolex, bro

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Aaaaaand they all lived happily ever after. Kinda... #SOAFinalRide

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@CarbonPoker how bout you fix your servers instead. Cancel the damn tournaments and give me my money back

[Mike @Big_Meeeez]

Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake is at The Warehouse right now. I might fuck with him until he puts me in a sleeper hold

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How the hell is their still another episode left? They damn near killed off the whole cast already #SOAFX

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@xStickYxRickYx haha there you go

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@xStickYxRickYx #FBGM

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I've had 4 different people tell me I look like Christopher Walken in the past 3 days. I think it might be time to do sumthin with my hair

[Mike @Big_Meeeez]

Who's the selfish asshole that burned down @littlecaesars? Where are people supposed to buy a reasonably priced, decent tasting $5 pizza now

[Mike @Big_Meeeez]

Stay classy, Ferguson