Big Action

Poet and a Profit

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Big Action can be neither created nor destroyed.

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Big Action in motion tends to stay in motion.

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Big Action never cries wolf but wolves have been known to cry Big Action upon occasion.

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Big Action is like a box of chocolates, only predictable. Like a Whitman's fucking Sampler with chocolate chart included, Beotch!

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Orange you glad Action didn't say banana?

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Big Action does more before 9:00 am than most people do in several lifetimes, and that's assuming reincarnation is even actually a thing.

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Action has been known to express his emotions by wearing other people's hearts on his sleeve.

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What's the difference between Big Action and a combination wrecking ball/sledge hammer/chainsaw/garden hoe? Action ain't no Ho, Beotch!

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Hey Manilow, anyone can make young girls cry. Now try writing a song that will make grown men weep uncontrollably. That's how Action rolls!

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Big Action has made Clint Eastwood's day on several occasions. Most recently, it was with the surprise delivery of a thoughtful fruit basket

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The Devil has sympathy for Big Action but what's puzzling Satan is the nature of Action's game. That's right, Action got mad game, Beotch!

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"I should have been had by Big Action" lamented the V8 as it was being sipped responsibly by some middle aged white dude in a sweater vest.

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Big Action's milkshake might not bring all the boys to the yard but it is a genuine ice cream based beverage and not just some damn metaphor

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Don't make Action angry, you wouldn't like Action when he's angry.

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Take Billy Dee Williams and reincarnate him as a white dude. Now take that dude and make him a little cooler. That's Action in a nutshell.

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Action pulled the mask off the ole Lone Ranger and then, just for good measure, he went ahead and bitch slapped Tonto. Hi-Ho that, Sucka!

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Out here in the fields, Action fights for his meals, so unsuspecting picnickers best just beware.

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Hey ladies, learning to love yourselves may be the greatest love of all, but learning to love Big Action is a close second.

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Does Big Action shit in the woods? Damn straight he does.

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If Big Action falls in the forest, does he make a sound? The answer is no. Silent but deadly, Beotch!