BigBadDavidPlatt

Winner of best bad boy 2007 and best soap villain in 2008. My mam looks like a lasagne and my nan talks through her nose.

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York City 2:0 Chesterfield Town. York have some really spanish sounding players #ConfusedPlatt #Plattattack

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Personally I don't see the big HYPE around Michael Jackson, for me DJ Rankin was an all round better producer/singer/songwriter #plattattack

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Not tweeted for a while, stone cold stunnered r Nick onto the internet modem and broke it #GailWasRaging #Plattattack

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@BrookeLVincent is that one of them documentarys that always end up in a service station bargin bin in stoke-on-trent? #plattattack

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Finally sorted my #Euro2012 team. Kahn. Neville Lebouff Desailly Le Saux. Ginola Anderton Petit Overmars. Sherringham Baggio #plattattack

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@JackPShepherd88 see you at the Liverpool Poundland opening tomorrow kidda #plattattack will be getting dished out!

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"@BIRDMAN5STAR: BORNStunna.YMCMB.OVO.WTB MMG" FFS PLATT.ATT.ACK!

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@ChelseaShields Hello

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Alan Hansen has also tipped @danebowers to be Englands stand out CB #plattattack

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@fizzer18 during your MUFC carear you was a rock solid, ever consistant bench warmer, but which ground had the comfiest bench? #plattattack

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No doubt channel 5 will promise that this big brother will be the Sexiest BB EVER' #Booooring #plattattack

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Wonder how long it will be before a red top newspaper reports 'BB sex romp!' #BigBrother #Booooring #plattattack

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Seriously though, how good would I be on big brother #plattattacks am to pm

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@SuperBALD88 I'm a dickhead

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The Beginner's Guide to Twitter Rule 10: Take these 10 simple rules, retweet the fuck out of me and get your #plattattack on!

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The Beginner's Guide to Twitter Rule 9: its not cool to have more followers than people you follow, its ignorant #plattattack

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The Beginner's Guide to Twitter Rule 8: now you've signed up, there is no need to hash tag on facebook you fucking chav #plattattack

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The Beginner's Guide to Twitter Rule 7: although he's virtually unknown now, @danebowers is a HUGE deal on twitter, treat him with respect

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The Beginner's Guide to Twitter Rule 6: If you get a retweet from a celeb be happy, dont go onto FB and make a status about it #plattattack

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The Beginner's Guide to Twitter Rule 5: This isn't facebook, don't get ready for a night out then post a picture of you kissing your cat/dog