#JoffoOnTour

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[#JoffoOnTour @BigBadJoff]

Can't believe my main man Abu Qatada has been deported! Why can't we all just chill out, have a beer and get along! #wimbledon #McFlurry

[Sky Sports F1 @SkySportsF1]

RT #SkyF1GP The 1st 2000 will qualify for the Twitter GP. 1 lucky fan will win a HD TV & free Sky+HD for a year. http://t.co/PvEfuYG9t7

[#JoffoOnTour @BigBadJoff]

Hey @GillWrexham don't you reckon @welsh_thoughts looks like that gay boy Rylan off the x-factor? #YoureSoMoneySupermarket #G8 #Syria

[#JoffoOnTour @BigBadJoff]

@samhorler praise Allah!

[#JoffoOnTour @BigBadJoff]

Everyone follow @GillWrexham @ritesh993 & @welsh_thoughts

[#JoffoOnTour @BigBadJoff]

Yes everyone Joffo is on the prowl tonight

[#JoffoOnTour @BigBadJoff]

@Lord_Sugar good to hear you gave @TheLuluLife a good drilling. Bet she loved it! #ShuggsyOnTop #SugarDontTakeShit

[#JoffoOnTour @BigBadJoff]

Hey @officialtulisa fancy sorting me and my boys @GillWrexham & @welsh_thoughts out with some crack? (or a blowie)

[#JoffoOnTour @BigBadJoff]

@GillWrexham #ShitOnPiers

[#JoffoOnTour @BigBadJoff]

I just tweeted for an amazing free Sky Sports Day Pass to see the F1 MONACO GP LIVE on @NOWTVSport. #WatchTheRace http://t.co/dOlmHFhoLz

[#JoffoOnTour @BigBadJoff]

Whoever shat in Brighton's away changing room, I bow down to you. Gus Poyet have you got something to tell us? Or should I say Gus Pooyet 😉

[#JoffoOnTour @BigBadJoff]

#Eurovision can toss off

[#JoffoOnTour @BigBadJoff]

Glen Whelan you absolute bantersaurus Rex. Bloody pigs head in Kenwyn Jones's locker. That is outrageous #banter. All aboard the banter-bus!

[#JoffoOnTour @BigBadJoff]

@welsh_thoughts can't believe Angelina jolie had her tits chopped off just cus of a bit of cancer. So selfish when I want to wank. #BunDat

[notBigSam @TheBig_Sam]

I've just seen a hobo eating an actual turd. Not sure if it was curled from man or beast, but he chomped it down like a fucking Picnic bar.

[#JoffoOnTour @BigBadJoff]

Me and the bois @GillWrexham & @welsh_thoughts off on dogging trip no. 2 of the week. #LadsOnTour #DoggersOnTour #PissOnThat

[#JoffoOnTour @BigBadJoff]

@piersmorgan bun off m8. #ShitOnPiers

[#JoffoOnTour @BigBadJoff]

#5SongsThatMakeMeCry
-Next Hype
-Who Let The Dogs Out
-Gangnam Style
-Blue (Da Ba Dee)
-I Want To Break Free
#ShitOnPiers #PissOnThat

[#JoffoOnTour @BigBadJoff]

Anyone know the cheapest place to buy a Thai bride? Need someone to do a bit of housework here and there who won't need paying #ShitOnPiers

[#JoffoOnTour @BigBadJoff]

@RichardDawkins Have you been on the magic mushrooms again? A leaf is a leaf pal #ShitOnPiers