Introvert☃️

We pray and hustle😎🙏 Farmer👨‍🌾 Life Coach. 👨‍🏫

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

@erigganewmoney E shock me sef

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

Nigerian Pidgin is soo hilarious 🤌🏽🌚

Question: Light dey?
Answer: Light dey. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

American Parents: "Darling can you please go to your ur room, we have a visitor."

9JA Parents: 👀👀👀

Me:🚶🚶🚶

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

Another day is here and i haven't used
(a+b)2 = a2 + Zab +b2 To buy Morning food smh. 🤦‍♀️

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

"No school tomorrow" used to be the sweetest thing, until "Send your Account Details" replaced it 🤣

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

Teacher: Who is your favorite celebrity

Me: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Teacher: Spell it

Me: It’s a joke o. My favorite celebrity is Peller 😂

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

Would you date your best friend's ex?

❤️ Yes
😂 Never

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

Poor man pikin na Olodo
Rich man pikin na slow learner

I will never be Poor 💔😂

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

If you stay outdoors, you will spend money. If you stay indoors, you will spend money too.

It’s like the door is the problem.
No wonder people do window-shopping.😂

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

What a small world indeed, I just bump into one guy who stole my eraser in primary 2 😠

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

Just because I rejected You doesn't mean you must go date someone else. Wait for me, I know what I'm doing.😏😂

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

I cannot be begging God and be begging you

U self reason am

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

Leave vengeance for God kehh ??😤

When it's my time to take revenge the devil go sit down to take lectures from me

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

As I lick maggi sleep this night I disturb any of una?

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

“You look sad lately,”
If na you never figure out your life at this age, you go dey happy?

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

God Abeg😂🤧

[JUST KINGS @JustKingss]

Tinubu are you happy now? 😭😭😭

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

"This your cloth is fine oh"

Normal people: Thank you

Abnormal people: Na 250k you dey see like this 😂❤️

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

Ungodly people don rush secure front seat for Church 😹👏🏽

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

A man is like a goat, if you don't take care of him he will eat other people's fields and a woman is like a field if you don't protect her she'll be eaten by other people's goats. In short, life is agriculture 😂

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

Before you sleep this night, look your account balance and ask yourself if you suppose dey sleep

[Introvert☃️ @Bigbagdc_]

Gangster like Me craving for cuddles and kisses, God I'm losing my powers