Bahonkus

[Bahonkus @BigBahonkus]

@oftensullen life-changing

[Bahonkus @BigBahonkus]

am

[Bahonkus @BigBahonkus]

saaaaam… sam rockwelll im so druuuunk

[Bahonkus @BigBahonkus]

fully sober and its 11:30

[Bahonkus @BigBahonkus]

Being on your phone

[Arar🪱 @absenseoffaith]

Wats it called when ur battling addiction but u just give in like every single day

[Bahonkus @BigBahonkus]

anyone have a Matt Damon Smart Moments compilation i can rub my coochie to?

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

I love how quiet and awkward it gets after u establish to the whole room u don’t play that shit

[Bahonkus @BigBahonkus]

@pinkbirthctrl @thehoneyrow also ivy wolk lowk…

[Bahonkus @BigBahonkus]

Spiderman Brand New Day reheating The Bear’s nachos

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[剑女友 sword gf ☭ @punishedgarage]

fully subscribing to the žižek/kirke theory of self

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

I remember listening to Habits by Tove Lo as a child and thinking she was the most mentally ill woman alive

[Bahonkus @BigBahonkus]

@lovingpetermj i remember he posted it wrongly first where it glitched and only uploaded the last part, and jake gyllenhaal replied confused like “what even is the challenge? shirtless heavy breathing on the floor?”

its a shame they never fucked crazy style on camera

[Bahonkus @BigBahonkus]

@pedgepascal he’s

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@pedgepascal he’s twirling his weenie

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Running out of sam rockwell content to consume but i’m prepared bc i stanned a bunch of (near) dead hoes so im used to this scarcity #AlPacino #PaulNewman #RobertRedford

[Bahonkus @BigBahonkus]

i hear paris is lovely this time of year

[melody ⋆.𐙚 ̊ @melody_91_]

matt damon & george clooney in ocean’s eleven (2001)

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@zweigdonaldson brand new day stealing challengers’ title cards nachos #RunsInTheFamily #ItsAllLoveTho