Barmelo Xanthany

peanut allergy. pot head. 1/2 of sons of xanarchy. gambling Degen

[Cody Main @cmain7]

day in the life as a 33-year-old man in america

> getting dressed: Jason Kelce's underdog apparel
> breakfast: Pat McAfee's JAMS PB&J
> drive to work: Pat McAfee's The Diary of a Polarizing Figure
> log in to computer: Update McAfee cybersecurity now featuring Pat McAfee
> Lunch Break: The Pat McAfee show
> Place a well-researched sports wager: Hammer Dahn and DraftKings
> Drive home from work: New Heights podcast
> Grab a drink: Garage Beer
> Use the bathroom: Pee into my collectible Garage Beer data center coolant mug
> Finally time to relax on the couch: Watch Monday Night Countdown featuring Pat McAfee and Jason Kelce

[Corey Blayne @corey_blayne]

Notre Dame when they go 11-1 and make the playoffs with a loss to Stanford

[Barmelo Xanthany @BigBarmelo]

The blackest thing I’ve done is having girlfriend who “asks” too many questions complains all the time at restaurants.

[Jim Pesky @JimmyPesky]

Well it looks like bud light went back to the gay pride marketing tactic.

[kordell @lledrok]

only time i wanna see bron in washington is if he becomes the president

[LeGoatBets @LeGoatBets]

WHEREVER WE GOIN 🐐

IM READY 🤝 @KingJames

[🎭 @MaskedInLA]

Man…

[Barmelo Xanthany @BigBarmelo]

@stoolpresidente

[Barmelo Xanthany @BigBarmelo]

@docakx This is all time video… “fuck your Xanax dude”

[Garage Beer @drinkgaragebeer]

RT for a chance to win a Lil Garage 🥶 (beer not included) (21+ to enter) (I’ll put a sticker in the box too)

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

We are saddened to learn of the passing of NASCAR legend Kyle Busch. We were fortunate to spend time with him at our complex in Arizona. Our deepest condolences go out to his family, friends, fans and the entire racing community.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

THUNDER LOSE THEIR FIRST GAME OF THE PLAYOFFS

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Chet Holmgren whenever he plays Wemby

[Courtside @courtsideapp]

Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first-year grad student. You just got finished watching some Jordan propaganda documentary, probably The Last Dance, and now you’re convinced nobody will ever touch him. That’s gonna last until next month when you actually start looking at the numbers, then you’re gonna be talking about LeBron leading both teams in every major stat in the 2016 Finals and coming back from 3-1 against a 73-win Warriors team. Then next year you’re gonna be in here regurgitating longevity stats, talking about 40,000 points, being elite for over 20 years, eight straight Finals appearances, and carrying absolute roster disasters to June every season. You’re gonna realize the greatest player ever isn’t just about highlights and sneakers it’s about being the best overall basketball player for the longest period of time, and nobody in NBA history checks every box like LeBron James.

[Steve Angelovich @AngelSteve89]

Game 4 crowd.

65% Knicks
34% Sixers
1% T.J. Houshmandzadeh

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

THIS SHIT REALLY RIGGED 😭😭😭 OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE

[Kvng™🕷️ @KvngDKN]

Shai left hand getting twisted to oblivion
Jdub hamstring is pulled pork
Chet BBQ chicken in the paint
Hartenstein can’t create a shot
Lu Dort ACL taken by Marcus Smart
Luka back by Game 2
Free trip to the WCF

[Breezy Golf @BreezyGlf]

When the guy on the golf trip that doesn’t drink says he’s sore on the range

[Timeless Sports @timelesssports_]

LeBron at 19 LeBron at 41

🤝

[JP Acosta @acosta32_jp]

LeBron hitting that fadeaway jumper