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[Nocturnal @RainingBat]

ILL CRY MATT REEVES LITERALLY JUST MADE THE SUIT PERFECT

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Just learned about this LMFAO I always hated this guy bro

I had him muted for months

[BK @TBKReturns]

@HenryHarper523 has been sexually harassing me for the better part of a year while still being engaged. It took me awhile to come forward with this because there was a time when I did genuinely consider him a friend and didn’t want to accept what was objectively going on.

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@morriissey You’re deadass a terrible friend

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@Penguxn Kirk yourself twin

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And only #one of these mfs got motion

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Olivia Rodrigo, Chappell Roan, Doechii & Sarah McLachlan grace the cover of Rolling Stone.

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Go Kirk yourself bro

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@PsychoJX @BatmanHypeGuy Its a reference to that one Charlie Kirk tweet

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Baron Blizkrieg has made his debut to the Absolute Universe in Absolute Green Lantern #18

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Toyman makes his Absolute Universe debut in Absolute Superman #23

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The Manhunters make their Absolute Universe Debut in Absolute Green Lantern #18

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A Silver Banshee themed toy was brandished by Toyman in Absolute Superman #23

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Would I be wrong to say I’m in love?

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Nobody is talking about the art of Absolute Superman enough

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Mark brooks announces a new Jorge Jimenez couples variant cover to be revealed tomorrow!

For Absolute Batman #24!

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ATTENTION

[Shane T. @realSJTomalinas]

Youtooz has approved my Absolute Bane Plushie Concept! If you'd like to see him made, vote at Youtooz Community!
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#youtooz #bane #absolutebatman #absolutebane #dccomics

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MAKE SURE YOU VOTE FOR YHIS

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I’m so happy lightning McQueen locked in, he was such an asshole bro

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Deadass don’t want to buy the book anymore 🫣

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These teen titans fans gonna pmo I think I’ve seen the entire book on my feed in the last 5 mins multiple times

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You’ve got to be fucking joking bro