💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™

The King is my boss,The world was my home,going through life as my own CEO. Like telling jokes,some are so wrong!These are the tweets of BigBearF1

[Dave Lee @SunderlanDave]

@BigBearF1

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Road trip to Birmingham today with The Major. Mornin troops. 💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻🇬🇧🍻

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house...but the little shits still manage to get in.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Sat at the bottom of Burrington waiting for a flight….! 🫪

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

My son just asked if he could put the heating on.

I said, “of course you can, but it's part of your Christmas present.”

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

@StompWompin No unfortunately. Not likely too for the foreseeable future either. Until they’re grown up learn what their mother has done.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Mornin troops. 💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻🇬🇧🍻

[Damien Lewis @authordlewis]

My video tribute this week to B Company, 2 Para, who are presently deployed to the Falklands Islands keeping them safe and very much British, as, of course, they should be. All strength to your arm lads!

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

@BloodNelsons @CatsforBrexitUK Thinking of you shipmate. You know where I am if you need me. 💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻🇬🇧🍻🫶🏻⚓️

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

I have spent the last 3 days installing 237 into a castle!!!!! 🫪😳🫶🏻

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

There's a new sexual position called the ‘Parcel Force’

You stay in all day and nobody comes.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Bought a water bed thinking it might spice up our love life, but we just drifted apart.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

When you pull a pin from a hand grenade, how do you put it back in?

Quick answers please.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

I’m going to take up coin collecting. The change will do me good 💪

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

My wife said I could be a real idiot sometimes

It was nice of her to give me permission

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

Billy Joel claimed you can use urine instead of lighter fluid for a barbecue. I gave it a go, but wee didn't start the fire.

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

@DavidBu67718114 Thank you for your kind words sir. 💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻🇬🇧🍻

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

I said to this fella, "I just bought myself some pyjamas." He asked, "Are they satin?"

I replied, "No, they're brand new."

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

@DavidBu67718114 I’m off to work in an hour sir. Life’s not being too kind at all. lol.